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Louis C. K.

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Well, when I was younger, I lied all the time, because once you understand the power of lying, it's really like magic because you transform reality for people. - Louis C. K.
#Magic
#People
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#Reality
#Time
When I take my kids out for dinner or lunch, people smile at us. - Louis C. K.
#Dinner
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I never viewed money as being 'my money' I always saw it as 'the money.' It's a resource. If it pools up around me then it needs to be flushed back out into the system. - Louis C. K.
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The thing is, comedy's gone in a weird direction. People are really into ironic comedy and fakeness and cleverness. - Louis C. K.
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#Gone
#People
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When you're a father in a marriage, you sort of become the mother's assistant. And you sort of get a list from her every day and you run down the list and it feels very much like a chore. - Louis C. K.
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I've met a lot of people who've lost their jobs and they still have a sense of humor. - Louis C. K.
#Humor
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#Lot
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Comedy isn't polite and it isn't correct and it isn't accurate, even. It's just a mess. So that's the way that I approach it. - Louis C. K.
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I don't have a room full of writers pitching ideas. It's just me out of my head. - Louis C. K.
#Head
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It's more fun to experience things when you don't know what's going to happen. - Louis C. K.
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#Happen
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I wish I could know everything ever, like that would be my wish - that's what I hope heaven is, that they tell you who shot JFK and all that stuff. - Louis C. K.
#Everything
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A household name is like ketchup. Everybody wants ketchup. Ketchup doesn't hurt anybody. - Louis C. K.
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#Ketchup
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Perception is created and twisted so quickly. - Louis C. K.
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If you're a cartoon character or most TV characters, sure, you'll fight, because the punches are juicy-sounding and they don't leave marks. But in real life, if somebody punches you in the eye, it doesn't make any noise and your eye is swollen for, like, six months. It's a nightmare to get punched in the eye. - Louis C. K.
#Character
#Fight
#Leave
#Life
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When I was first divorced, I started dating younger women, and it was really exciting. But after a while I was like, 'This is just dumb.' - Louis C. K.
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I don't think women are better than men, I think men are a lot worse than women. - Louis C. K.
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Most people are dead. Did you know that? It's true, out of all the people that ever were, almost all of them are dead. - Louis C. K.
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#People
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Life isn't something you possess. It's something you take part in, and you witness. - Louis C. K.
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#Part
#Something
#Take
#Witness
Every day starts, my eyes open and I reload the program of misery. I open my eyes, remember who I am, what I'm like, and I just go, 'Ugh'. - Louis C. K.
#Day
#Every Day
#Eyes
#I Am
#Remember
I think you have to try and fail, because failure gets you closer to what you're good at. - Louis C. K.
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#Closer
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#Good
#Think
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Talking is always positive. That's why I talk too much. - Louis C. K.
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When I read things like the foundations of capitalism are shattering, I'm like, maybe we need that. Maybe we need some time where we're walking around with a donkey with pots clanging on the sides. - Louis C. K.
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#Things
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I've learned from experience that if you work harder at it, and apply more energy and time to it, and more consistency, you get a better result. It comes from the work. - Louis C. K.
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#Experience
#Get
#Time
#Work
The problem is, the more famous you get, the more people see you who didn't choose to. - Louis C. K.
#Choose
#Famous
#More
#People
#See
I don't stop eating when I'm full. The meal isn't over when I'm full. It's over when I hate myself. - Louis C. K.
#Diet
#Eating
#Hate
#Myself
#Stop
Cars and cameras are the two things I let myself be materialistic about. I don't care about other stuff. - Louis C. K.
#Car
#Care
#don't Care
#Myself
#Two
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