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I usually think to do pep talks on Twitter if I'm on the road, at home and my girlfriend is out of town, or if I'm at home and up later then my girlfriend and our dog Bizzy - like, if they're both asleep but I'm kind of wired.
- Josh Gondelman
#Dog
#Home
#Road
#Think
#Up
'Are you sure you're going to be warm enough?' is a question I get a lot.
- Josh Gondelman
#Enough
#Get
#Question
#Sure
#Warm
I grew up in the Boston suburbs and inherited a stubborn New England refusal to acknowledge frigid temperatures.
- Josh Gondelman
#Acknowledge
#England
#New
#Stubborn
#Up
Toughing out the winter is a dedication to my heritage, both in terms of not going 'soft' by kowtowing to nature's volatility and staying physically close to my family in New England. I don't run from that kind of pressure.
- Josh Gondelman
#Dedication
#Family
#Heritage
#Nature
I try to be kind, and I try to reflect that in my comedy, but I'm also incredibly bad at being mean. I can't pull it off effectively, so I always end up reverting back to politeness.
- Josh Gondelman
#Back
#Bad
#Be Kind
#Comedy
#Politeness
In my early years doing standup, I bombed a lot.
- Josh Gondelman
#Bombed
#Doing
#Early
#Lot
#Years
A vest, as a clothing item, always makes a statement, but depending on context, those declarations vary a great deal.
- Josh Gondelman
#Always
#Context
#Deal
#Great
#Statement
I'm not religious. But I'm also not spiritual.
- Josh Gondelman
#Also
#Religious
#Spiritual
For many comedians, two common anxiety triggers include performing in front of family members and doing brand new material.
- Josh Gondelman
#Anxiety
#Doing
#Family
#New
#Two
Along with 'Wet Hot American Summer' and 'The Room,' 'Lebowski' belongs in the canon of nouveau cult classics.
- Josh Gondelman
#American
#Cult
#Hot
#Room
#Summer
Although my grandmother was a strict parent and abided my grandfather's kosher diet, as a Nana, she had grown away from religion and was almost unbelievably permissive.
- Josh Gondelman
#Almost
#Away
#Diet
#Parent
#Religion
#She
I played sports because I think it's mandatory in the greater Boston area regardless of your aptitude. It's like, well, what else would you be doing?
- Josh Gondelman
#Because
#Doing
#Sports
#Think
#Well
#Your
The Super Bowl is an occasion that's really associated with abundance - lots of snacks, parties, spectacle - and so it would be great if there were also some kind of tradition of generosity attached to it as well.
- Josh Gondelman
#Abundance
#Generosity
#Great
#Tradition
I was a weirdo, but a well-liked weirdo.
- Josh Gondelman
#Weirdo
When you're confined to a hospital bed, there aren't many appointments you can make. You await visits from friends and family members. You enjoy the coconut ice cream they smuggle in. You tolerate the erratic and invasive visits of doctors and nurses, hoping that one of them will bring you closer to going home.
- Josh Gondelman
#Bed
#Family
#Home
#Hospital
#Ice Cream
#Will
Even under the best circumstances, speaking at your own wedding ceremony is a high pressure endeavor. What even constitutes a vow? I always picture them as exclamations you bellow at the sky.
- Josh Gondelman
#Best
#Picture
#Pressure
#Sky
#Wedding
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