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You can learn to be great, you really can. You've got to work all the time.
- John Pinette
#Great
#Learn
#Really
#Time
#Work
Call it fate, call it God, I call it God, but I think that I found what I was comfortable in this world with doing.
- John Pinette
#Comfortable
#Doing
#Fate
#God
#World
The guy who made the shoes for 'Hairspray' said putting shoes on me was like putting a pump on a ham. I found out that if I ever was to dress like a woman, I would not be buying off the rack.
- John Pinette
#Buying
#Dress
#Me
#Shoes
#Woman
There's a lot of life out there.
- John Pinette
#Life
#Lot
#Out
I guest-starred on 'Alf.' I played a stand-up comic Howie Anderson.
- John Pinette
#Anderson
#Comic
#Played
#Stand-Up Comic
I take some ungodly pantyhose size. You've heard of 2X or 3X. I'm something horrible, like a 47X.
- John Pinette
#Horrible
#Like
#Size
#Something
#Take
I was an accountant for six months, and for the last three, I didn't do much work.
- John Pinette
#Accountant
#Last
#Six
#Three
#Work
You go out, you order a steak. What do they do? They bring you a salad. They don't even charge you anything for it, cause it ain't worth anything, cause it ain't food!
- John Pinette
#Food
#Go
#Order
#Salad
#Worth
I grew up poor. To me, interior decorating is my big-screen TV, my couch and my Simpsons poster.
- John Pinette
#Couch
#Decorating
#Me
#Poor
#Up
You see, I've always had this thing in that I love to make people laugh, I want to entertain people.
- John Pinette
#Always
#Laugh
#Love
#People
#See
Vegans go to the store and they buy 50,000-pound bags of almonds. And they make it into stuff they wish they could eat.
- John Pinette
#Buy
#Go
#Make
#Stuff
#Wish
I really don't do fat jokes. I talk about the trials and tribulations of being a large mammal in America.
- John Pinette
#America
#Fat
#Jokes
#Talk
#Trials
I don't think most comics look at their early stuff and think, 'wow... that was great!'
- John Pinette
#Early
#Great
#Look
#Stuff
#Wow
If I was 120 pounds, I still ain't going white-water rafting.
- John Pinette
#Going
#Pounds
#Still
For some reason, people enjoy seeing me lose my cherub-like demeanor.
- John Pinette
#Lose
#Me
#People
#Reason
#Seeing
I watch a lot of CNN and the Food Network. Now, I'm learning how to cook healthy - when I was a kid low-fat was a Chinese gangster.
- John Pinette
#Food
#Gangster
#Learning
#Now
#Watch
Gravity is a law. I respect the law.
- John Pinette
#Gravity
#Law
#Respect
I'd done the movie 'The Punisher,' and Travolta was in that, though we didn't have scenes together. We met at the premiere and he's a very nice man.
- John Pinette
#Done
#He
#Man
#Nice
#Together
I eat healthy. The only problem is late-night eating. It's the Sumo Diet, they eat and go to sleep and that's how they get them that big.
- John Pinette
#Big
#Diet
#Eating
#Go
#Sleep
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