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You know you're big when you sit in the bathtub and the water in the toilet rises.
- Art Donovan
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I really can't be bothered going to a barber. And shaving every morning, that's nightmarish. I spent my teenage years covered in tiny little bits of toilet paper.
- Alan Moore
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We actually had a toilet on the sideline in college. We had like a little mini-toilet; we'd go and flush it.
- Adam Thielen
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Acting is invigorating. But I don't analyse it too much. It's like a dog smelling where it's going to do its toilet in the morning.
- Liam Neeson
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Endangered forests are being slaughtered for toilet paper.
- Daphne Zuniga
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Yup, the toilet is my best friend before a show.
- Eric Carr
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It is better to have a relationship with someone who cheats on you than with someone who does not flush the toilet.
- Uma Thurman
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I refuse to go into a fast-food outlet - to use the toilet even - in case anyone got the wrong idea and thought I was sneaking in a quick burger.
- Jonny Wilkinson
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I married a man who isn't afraid to wash a dish, scrub a toilet, or have his unibrow waxed into submission by a licensed professional.
- Jen Lancaster
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I don't think many people understand what racism is. The intellectuals use it like toilet paper; it's something they can use. It's not something they live.
- Mark Fuhrman
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I'd like to say I'm a very silly man. But I'm not that silly. I'm not throwing any diamond ring down a toilet.
- Michael Clarke
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I think it's weird going to the toilet in clothes. I don't like it.
- Rylan Clark-Neal
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I've spiked a toilet seat before, a gallon of milk, even eggs. If you say it, I've probably spiked it before.
- Rob Gronkowski
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Well, my wife and I were married in a toilet - it was a marriage of convenience!
- Tommy Cooper
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We're going right down the toilet, and it's a made-in-China toilet.
- Peter Navarro
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Don't get married in a house where there is no toilet.
- Jairam Ramesh
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Here in the Netherlands there are towns that take part in the throwing of toilet bowls for a laugh.
- Willem-Alexander of the Netherlands
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The Pacific is the best toilet for satellites.
- Neil deGrasse Tyson
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Bangkok is a toilet without a flush.
- Bhumibol Adulyadej
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You can flush my ashes down the toilet, for all I care.
- Carolyn Gold Heilbrun
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Maybe humans are just the pet alligators that God flushed down the toilet.
- Chuck Palahniuk
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Poop humor is fun. If you do the toilet scenes well and commit to them, they can be really, really powerful.
- Sandra Bullock
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From the stage I've seen people of all ages absolutely roaring at really good toilet humour.
- Adrian Edmondson
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Today, the degradation of the inner life is symbolized by the fact that the only place sacred from interruption is the private toilet.
- Lewis Mumford
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You know an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar.
- George Carlin
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