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All anger is not sinful, because some degree of it, and on some occasions, is inevitable. But it becomes sinful and contradicts the rule of Scripture when it is conceived upon slight and inadequate provocation, and when it continues long.
- Wilson Mizner
#Anger
#Because
#Degree
#Inevitable
#Long
The cuckoo who is on to himself is halfway out of the clock.
- Wilson Mizner
#Clock
#Halfway
#Himself
#Out
#Who
Art is science made clear.
- Wilson Mizner
#Art
#Clear
#Made
#Science
The difference between chirping out of turn and a faux pas depends on what kind of a bar you're in.
- Wilson Mizner
#Bar
#Depends
#Difference
#Turn
#Wisdom
A fellow who is always declaring he's no fool usually has his suspicions.
- Wilson Mizner
#Always
#Fool
#He
#His
#Who
Failure has gone to his head.
- Wilson Mizner
#Failure
#Gone
#Head
#His
I've had ample contact with lawyers, and I'm convinced that the only fortune they ever leave is their own.
- Wilson Mizner
#Contact
#Fortune
#Lawyers
#Leave
#Own
I know of no sentence that can induce such immediate and brazen lying as the one that begins, 'Have you read - .'
- Wilson Mizner
#Begins
#Induce
#Know
#Lying
#Read
Life's a tough proposition, and the first hundred years are the hardest.
- Wilson Mizner
#First
#Hardest
#Life
#Tough
#Years
It is not in life, but in art that self-fulfillment is to be found.
- Wilson Mizner
#Art
#Found
#Life
Most hard-boiled people are half-baked.
- Wilson Mizner
#Half-Baked
#Most
#People
Those who welcome death have only tried it from the ears up.
- Wilson Mizner
#Death
#Ears
#Tried
#Up
#Welcome
You sparkle with larceny.
- Wilson Mizner
#Larceny
#Sparkle
#You
There is something about a closet that makes a skeleton terribly restless.
- Wilson Mizner
#About
#Restless
#Skeleton
#Something
Do not be desirous of having things done quickly. Do not look at small advantages. Desire to have things done quickly prevents their being done thoroughly. Looking at small advantages prevents great affairs from being accomplished.
- Wilson Mizner
#Desire
#Done
#Great
#Look
#Looking
The first hundred years are the hardest.
- Wilson Mizner
#First
#Hardest
#Hundred
#Years
I can usually judge a fellow by what he laughs at.
- Wilson Mizner
#Fellow
#He
#I Can
#Judge
#Laughs
I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you an education.
- Wilson Mizner
#Doubt
#Education
#Faith
#Gives
#Respect
To profit from good advice requires more wisdom than to give it.
- Wilson Mizner
#Advice
#Good Advice
#Good
#More
#Profit
#Wisdom
A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while, he knows something.
- Wilson Mizner
#Everywhere
#Good
#He
#Only
#Something
In the battle of existence, Talent is the punch; Tact is the clever footwork.
- Wilson Mizner
#Battle
#Clever
#Existence
#Punch
#Talent
Don't talk about yourself; it will be done when you leave.
- Wilson Mizner
#Done
#Funny
#Talk
#Will
#Yourself
If you count all your assets you always show a profit.
- Wilson Mizner
#Always
#Assets
#Profit
#Show
#Your
Gambling: The sure way of getting nothing for something.
- Wilson Mizner
#Funny
#Gambling
#Nothing
#Something
#Way
If you steal from one author it's plagiarism; if you steal from many it's research.
- Wilson Mizner
#Many
#Plagiarism
#Research
#Steal
#You
The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away.
- Wilson Mizner
#Best Way
#Best
#Friends
#Keep
#Way
#Your
Be nice to people on your way up because you'll meet them on your way down.
- Wilson Mizner
#Be Nice
#Brainy
#Nice
#People
#Way
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