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It's okay to laugh in the bedroom so long as you don't point. - Will Durst
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I'm glad Reagan is president. Of course, I'm a professional comedian. - Will Durst
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There is humor in the specter of the worst disaster in our nation's history. All I have to do is sweep away the debris of shock to find it. - Will Durst
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#History
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#Nation
Men are superior to women, for one thing they can urinate from a speeding car. - Will Durst
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How did sex come to be thought of as dirty in the first place? God must have been a Republican. - Will Durst
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Well, we won the war. You know what that means. In twenty years, we'll all be driving Iraqi cars. - Will Durst
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Comedy is defiance. It's a snort of contempt in the face of fear and anxiety. And it's the laughter that allows hope to creep back on the inhale. - Will Durst
#Comedy
#Face
#Fear
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I hate the outdoors. To me the outdoors is where the car is. - Will Durst
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