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We made this really dumb decision to put on the cover nothing from South Park but just a real life photo of a piece of pooh dressed up like Mr. Hankey, and a lot of people didn't, they didn't even know what it was. - Trey Parker
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We're the guys who, if someone says you really shouldn't do an episode making fun of Scientologists, we say, 'Whatever.' Someone says, 'They might come try to burn your house down,' we say, 'We'll just get another one.' - Trey Parker
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So we're considering doing a new Christmas album, because there's been Christmas episodes since then, and maybe finally do the version of 'The Most Offensive Song Ever' with lyrics intact. - Trey Parker
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I got into this little habit of architecture and building. I designed a house in Colorado and one in Hawaii. The idea is supposed to be build and sell - but then I can never bring myself to sell them. - Trey Parker
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Me and Matt love to argue, but in general our sense of humor is pretty much alike. - Trey Parker
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If somebody actually came to me and said, 'O.K., this is it: write your last 'South Park' episodes,' I'd be like, 'No, no, no.' - Trey Parker
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When I was in sixth grade there was a talent show, and I wrote my first sketch, 'The Dentist.' I played the dentist, and I had my friend play a patient. It was sort of what can go wrong at the dentist, and I just remember I had lots of fake blood and everything. - Trey Parker
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You can't make experimental work by copying past work. - Trey Parker
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My first serious girlfriend, when I was 16, was Mormon. I went to her house for 'family home evening,' and I was like, 'Why aren't you people ignoring each other and watching television?' - Trey Parker
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I bought a house for my mom, I bought a house for my dad, I bought a house for my sister. - Trey Parker
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I've never met a Mormon I didn't like. They're really nice people. They're so Disney. They're so Rodgers and Hammerstein. - Trey Parker
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I grew up with the religion of 'Star Wars,' frankly. That's when I realized there is something bigger out there... and it's called The Force. - Trey Parker
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I can feel myself dying inside. - Trey Parker
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Sean Penn's really the only one stupid enough to put anything down on paper. - Trey Parker
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If you're famous, you suck, just for being famous. People in England totally get that; Americans don't. - Trey Parker
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I spend shockingly little time thinking about real-world stuff. - Trey Parker
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No show would be successful if you took a group of people and just said, 'You're dumb!' over and over. That's not what Broadway's about. - Trey Parker
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It's this simple law, which every writer knows, of taking two opposites and putting them in a room together. I love anything with Cartman and Butters at the same time, it's great. - Trey Parker
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If you ever go to Temple Square in Salt Lake City, if you stay there long enough, you'll see a homeless person standing in the middle of their nice, beautiful square, holding out a cup for change. And the Mormons don't ever ask him to leave. - Trey Parker
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There is nothing we can't do. So it's just the fact that we're doing topics like that that other people, especially network TV, won't touch, that we're satirists. - Trey Parker
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The story of Jesus makes no sense to me. God sent his only son. Why could God only have one son and why would he have to die? It's just bad writing, really. And it's really terrible in about the second act. - Trey Parker
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People have a lot of different beliefs, and at the end of the day, we all have deeply held beliefs that probably don't make sense to anyone else. - Trey Parker
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Out of all the ridiculous religion stories - which are greatly, wonderfully ridiculous - the silliest one I've ever heard is, 'Yeah, there's this big, giant universe, and it's expanding, and it's all going to collapse on itself, and we're all just here, just 'cuz. Just 'cuz.' That to me, is the most ridiculous explanation ever. - Trey Parker
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I try not to tune in to politics until it's two or three months before the election. Till then, it's like watching preseason football. - Trey Parker
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Sometimes what's right isn't as important as what's profitable. - Trey Parker
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Saying goodbye doesn't mean anything. It's the time we spent together that matters, not how we left it. - Trey Parker
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Even if you're not Christian, just from being in our culture you know Jesus and resurrection and redemption. - Trey Parker
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