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Awakening your spiritual side is really what artists do. When you hit a groove, it's not you; it's the spirit world.
- Tommy Chong
#Groove
#Side
#Spirit
#Spiritual
#World
The Shades never recorded anything, Little Daddy and the Bachelors recorded a couple of records, ya.
- Tommy Chong
#Anything
#Little
#Never
#Records
#Shades
Every time I get tested, I ask questions about it, and I watch how they do it.
- Tommy Chong
#About
#Every
#How
#Questions
#Time
I've been a good boy, I've never really been convicted of serious crime.
- Tommy Chong
#Boy
#Convicted
#Good
#Never
#Serious
Cigarettes, I won't do cigarettes, nicotine will kill ya.
- Tommy Chong
#Cigarettes
#Will
#Ya
I know, because I tried all sorts of ways of being in character, and the best way is to be totally straight.
- Tommy Chong
#Best
#Character
#Know
#Tried
#Way
I used to joke for years that I was a black man. I adopted the black culture, the black race. I married a black woman, and I had black kids. I always considered myself a 'brother.'
- Tommy Chong
#Black
#Culture
#Man
#Myself
#Woman
There's a hierarchy in prison, and I was right at the top.
- Tommy Chong
#Hierarchy
#Prison
#Right
#Top
Once you're a felon you're a target.
- Tommy Chong
#Once
#Target
#You
I'm a hybrid.
- Tommy Chong
#Hybrid
You look at Cheney, Rumsfeld, Karl Rove, and Bush - if you saw them on Halloween, they wouldn't need a costume. You'd give them a treat and compliment them on what great-looking demons they were. They are demons. There's no doubt about it.
- Tommy Chong
#Demons
#Doubt
#Halloween
#Look
#Treat
When you hit a groove, it's not you; it's the spirit world. The spirits whisper the ideas in your brain and prod you along. They're the ones that are really happy.
- Tommy Chong
#Brain
#Happy
#Ideas
#Spirit
#World
A lot of prophets have gone to jail.
- Tommy Chong
#Gone
#Jail
#Lot
#Prophets
Unfortunately, the American justice system is just riddled with lies and inconsistencies.
- Tommy Chong
#American
#Just
#Justice
#Lies
#System
The smartest billionaires I know never finished high school. I got my degree and my doctorate on the street and an advanced degree in jail.
- Tommy Chong
#High School
#Know
#Never
#School
#Street
Jail was probably the most exciting thing that's ever happened to me.
- Tommy Chong
#Exciting
#Happened
#Jail
#Me
#Thing
Religion is run by thought police. 'Obey. Listen. This is what you do. Don't ask questions. Go die for your country.' The spirituality says, 'Okay, you can die for your country, but know what you're doing while you're doing it.'
- Tommy Chong
#Country
#Die
#Doing
#Police
#Religion
Cheech and I used to call ourselves musicians; we never called ourselves comedians. We were musicians that were funny.
- Tommy Chong
#Call
#Comedians
#Funny
#Musicians
#Never
I'm just glad I can make a difference in someone's life.
- Tommy Chong
#I Can
#Life
#Make A Difference
#Someone
Comedy is the ultimate truth. Jazz is hitting the notes that that no one else would hit, and comedy is saying words that no one else would say.
- Tommy Chong
#Comedy
#Jazz
#Say
#Truth
#Words
We won a contest at the teen fair in Vancouver and the first prize was a recording contract and we recorded at a radio station on the stairway, and we did a record and it got put out.
- Tommy Chong
#Fair
#First
#Prize
#Radio
#Recording
#Teen
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