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I first met the 'Trailer Park Boys' when they did my web television show, and since then, I've hung out with them a few times.
- Tom Green
#First
#Park
#Show
#Television
#Web
You might remember me from Eminem's rap lyrics.
- Tom Green
#Lyrics
#Me
#Rap
#Remember Me
#Remember
I do sometimes talk about my cancer because that's something people relate to a lot, as we're all going to die. Because I've been close to death and won, I have strong opinions about it, and I've learned how to discuss it and keep the energy high in the show.
- Tom Green
#Death
#Die
#Energy
#People
#Sometimes
Comedy is delivered to people in the same form that music is being delivered: by YouTube. People are sharing music and comedy in the same way now.
- Tom Green
#Comedy
#Music
#People
#Way
#YouTube
Before the cell phone and the Internet, you felt a more pure sense of liberty than we do today. Whenever you left the house, and the phone, in your kitchen attached to the wall, nobody was able to get a hold of you.
- Tom Green
#Cell Phone
#Internet
#Liberty
#Today
I'll be straight with you. It's not easy to sell tickets in Vegas. I'm up against Celine Dion and Britney Spears.
- Tom Green
#Against
#Easy
#Straight
#Up
#Vegas
I've always found success in sort of separating myself from the pack mentality things.
- Tom Green
#Always
#Mentality
#Myself
#Pack
#Success
I like keeping people guessing. I like to have fun with them wondering if I'm sane or not.
- Tom Green
#Fun
#Guessing
#Have Fun
#Like
#People
Not many people get that chance to have multiple studios wanting you to make a movie with them.
- Tom Green
#Chance
#Get
#Make
#People
#Wanting
I recommend people don't get in high-profile marriages. There are a lot of people in the world. You don't have to marry someone with their own team of publicists, managers, agents, and lawyers.
- Tom Green
#Lawyers
#Own
#People
#Someone
#World
The dirty little secret that nobody likes to talk about is that things just might have been better before the Internet. We had more time to ourselves before cell phones and text messaging and Facebook consumed our lives.
- Tom Green
#Better
#Dirty
#Internet
#Nobody
#Time
When I was younger, I was emulating David Letterman. David Letterman would yell out of his office window with a megaphone, and the next thing I'm doing is standing on the roof of a parking garage with a megaphone.
- Tom Green
#Doing
#Next
#Roof
#Standing
#Window
I tend to sit around with my friends a lot and rant and rave about things I think are ridiculous in the world, and I tend to make fun of myself a lot.
- Tom Green
#Fun
#Myself
#Ridiculous
#Sit
#World
The easiest way to win the competition for eyeballs in the digital age is to broadcast bad behavior. People like watching train wrecks.
- Tom Green
#Age
#Bad
#Behavior
#Competition
#Digital
How can we be free when we are prisoners to social media, in a world without privacy? How can we be free when our every movement is tracked and every conversation is recorded and can easily be held against us? How exactly are we free if we are tethered to our cell phones?
- Tom Green
#Free
#Media
#Social Media
#Social
#World
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