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When I pick my greens, right, I smile. I smile when I pick the greens, and when I wash the greens, I smile. Then when I cut them up, I smile. And then when I cook them, I smile. They call it joyful greens. - Tiffany Haddish
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I love Groupon. I just got a pedicure because of Groupon, and it was the best pedicure ever. I'm going to write a review! - Tiffany Haddish
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I'm so sleepy most of the time, but I guess it's 'cause I'm constantly doing things and trying to move forward and set up for the master plan. The master plan is to be, like, little baby Oprah, with my own production company, maybe my own channel, inspire millions. - Tiffany Haddish
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There've been times I felt like, 'I don't know if I want to do this.' That maybe I should go back to school and become a special-education teacher. But I love entertaining. - Tiffany Haddish
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Coming from where I came from, being a foster youth... like, living in all those different homes... I am glad I had those experiences because now, when I perform, I can come from a place of reality: I know how different people live. - Tiffany Haddish
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As far as ever wanting to give up, there have been a few times where I thought, 'Man, am I even good enough to do this?' Because people have said things to me like, 'You're too pretty. You shouldn't do comedy. Go ahead and get pregnant by a rich guy and chill.' - Tiffany Haddish
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The last bag that I bought myself was a Madden Girl backpack that's really cute. And it was on sale for $45! I'm probably going to be cheap with my money for a long time. - Tiffany Haddish
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I do have esteem issues when it comes to reading and writing. I always feel kind of self-conscious about letting people read something that I wrote, because the last thing I wanna hear is, 'You spelled everything wrong.' - Tiffany Haddish
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When my people are dying, that's when you gonna catch me protesting. I'm not gonna protest because somebody got offered not the amount of money they wanted to get offered. If you don't like what they're offering you, just no longer do business with them. - Tiffany Haddish
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My therapist was like, 'What brings joy to your heart?' And I was like, 'I like to see teeth. I guess maybe I should have been a dentist.' - Tiffany Haddish
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#Heart
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There are a lot of comedians that were bullied and picked on, and that's why they became comedians. Survival of the fittest. - Tiffany Haddish
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In stand-up, you do need to be having fun up there, like Richard Pryor said, but you have to know yourself well, too... You start learning, and it's like playing a piano. You know exactly what keys to stroke, 'cause really, with comedy, you're, like, fiddling with people's souls. - Tiffany Haddish
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I'm open to whatever God puts in front of me and makes my heart pitter patter. - Tiffany Haddish
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I did this movie called 'Their Eyes Were Watching God,' and I was an extra, and it was a movie that Oprah was producing. She had walked by, and I was making all the other extras laugh, and she said, 'You're a very funny young lady.' I was like, 'Eeeee!' - Tiffany Haddish
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When I got emancipated from the foster care program and I became homeless, it was a struggle. I was working at an airline, and then I stopped to pursue comedy 110%. - Tiffany Haddish
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Stop holding your truth; speak your truth. Be yourself. It's the healthiest way to be. - Tiffany Haddish
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#Way
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I learned from Roger Rabbit that if you make people laugh, they'll do anything for you - which is almost true. - Tiffany Haddish
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I wanna meet Meryl Streep, so she can be my mama. I want Meryl Streep to be my mom in a movie. - Tiffany Haddish
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The body is a universal language. Because if you spoke French, and I speak English, but I move like this or do certain movements, I can still make you smile and laugh. - Tiffany Haddish
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#Language
#Laugh
#Smile
#Speak
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