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Sid Waddell

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I'm the world's worst after-dinner speaker. I need pictures to respond to. I was the voice of the lottery balls once and got the sack. - Sid Waddell
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I talk fast because I'm asthmatic, and I'm desperately hoping the words get out before my breath fails. - Sid Waddell
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At various points, I've had a massive chip on me shoulder. I had fights about me accent with loads of those fellers you get from third-class public schools. They used to think I was speaking German. - Sid Waddell
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As a kid, I was school swot, but I used to hang around the billiard halls, learning that Geordie sense of humour, mixing with low-lifes. They were the sort who'd pick your pocket and then say 'Here you are lad, here's tuppence, get yourself some chips'. I was a good rugby player, a good runner, so I fitted in at Cambridge quite easily. - Sid Waddell
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Well as giraffes say, you don't get no leaves unless you stick your neck out. - Sid Waddell
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He looks about as happy as a penguin in a microwave. - Sid Waddell
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That was like throwing three pickled onions into a thimble! - Sid Waddell
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The atmosphere is so tense, if Elvis walked in, with a portion of chips... you could hear the vinegar sizzle on them. - Sid Waddell
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There hasn't been this much excitement since the Romans fed the Christians to the Lions. - Sid Waddell
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Under that heart of stone beat muscles of pure flint. - Sid Waddell
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It's like trying to pin down a kangaroo on a trampoline. - Sid Waddell
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When Alexander of Macedon was 33, he cried salt tears because there were no more worlds to conquer. Eric Bristow is only 27. - Sid Waddell
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He's about as predictable as a Wasp on speed. - Sid Waddell
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Darts players are probably a lot fitter than most footballers in overall body strength. - Sid Waddell
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Golden rule of life: never underestimate your rivals. - Sid Waddell
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That's the greatest comeback since Lazarus. - Sid Waddell
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