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It's a bit of a cliche but throughout London, even in places like Notting Hill, you'll see utter luxury alongside council flats - it shows the tapestry of life and I adore that.
- Russell Howard
#Hill
#Life
#Luxury
#Places
#See
I love Dublin and the locals are extraordinary.
- Russell Howard
#Dublin
#Extraordinary
#I Love
#Love
Like most comedians, I have crippling low self-esteem, so I always think that what I've just done is rubbish.
- Russell Howard
#Always
#Comedians
#Done
#Just
#Low
I don't really have a political agenda, I just like things to be fair - I get angered by pomposity and privilege.
- Russell Howard
#Fair
#Just
#Political
#Privilege
#Things
I worked in a watercress bed, picking weeds out of watercress when I was at school. It was awful.
- Russell Howard
#Bed
#Out
#Picking
#School
#Weeds
I broke my wrist on TV trying to do a one-armed push-up. A lot of people delight in pointing this out to me.
- Russell Howard
#Delight
#Me
#People
#Pointing
#Trying
I'll sit down for 'Stranger Things' or 'The Handmaid's Tale' - or a really good documentary.
- Russell Howard
#Documentary
#Down
#Good
#Sit
#Stranger
I'm one of the people who actually laughs at everyone else's jokes!
- Russell Howard
#Actually
#Everyone
#Jokes
#People
#Who
I wanna be incidental characters in 'Only Fools and Horses,' that would have been good. I wouldn't mind playing Trigger, Trigger would have been good.
- Russell Howard
#Fools
#Good
#Mind
#Only
#Trigger
Real life is hard. I'm sorry, but shopping at Tesco is not as much fun as writing jokes for TV shows, and I struggle with it.
- Russell Howard
#Fun
#Life Is Hard
#Life
#Real
#Struggle
I've never been on Facebook. My page is run for me. It is the same with Twitter.
- Russell Howard
#Facebook
#Me
#Never
#Page
#Same
I think you just have to be comfortable in your own skin, and when I do stand-up or the show I'm in a really good mood.
- Russell Howard
#Comfortable
#Good Mood
#Good
#Mood
#Skin
I'm not a particularly ambitious person.
- Russell Howard
#Ambitious
#Particularly
#Person
The British Museum is great for seeing how excellent we were at stealing things.
- Russell Howard
#Great
#How
#Museum
#Seeing
#Things
These are strange times. I'm 37 and this is the weirdest the world's ever felt. There's a right-wing, nationalistic anger sweeping through Europe and America.
- Russell Howard
#America
#Anger
#Europe
#Through
#World
Portland is incredible. It's the most amazing place.
- Russell Howard
#Amazing
#Incredible
#Most
#Place
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