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Memorial Service: Farewell party for someone who already left.
- Robert Byrne
#Farewell
#Left
#Service
#Someone
#Who
To apply spin with security, you must learn to make a snug bridge with your forefinger looped over the cue. When you hit the cueball, follow straight through; don't let your cue rise in the air after impact.
- Robert Byrne
#Air
#Bridge
#Impact
#Rise
#Security
Prejudices save time.
- Robert Byrne
#Prejudices
#Save
#Time
There is money to be made giving trick-shot shows at schools, clubs, tournaments, and even shopping centers. Pool shows on television almost always include a few fancy shots.
- Robert Byrne
#Always
#Money
#Shopping
#Television
Winter is nature's way of saying, 'Up yours.'
- Robert Byrne
#Nature
#Saying
#Up
#Way
#Winter
One reason people get divorced is that they run out of gift ideas.
- Robert Byrne
#Get
#Gift
#Ideas
#People
#Reason
Byrne's Law: In any electrical circuit, appliances and wiring will burn out to protect fuses.
- Robert Byrne
#Burn
#Electrical
#Law
#Protect
#Will
Learning to dislike children at an early age saves a lot of expense and aggravation later in life.
- Robert Byrne
#Age
#Children
#Early
#Learning
#Life
A game is great, in my view, only if it can be played happily by a sane person of at least average intelligence for several hours a day for fifty years. Both pool and billiards qualify.
- Robert Byrne
#Day
#Game
#Great
#Intelligence
#View
Partying is such sweet sorrow.
- Robert Byrne
#Partying
#Sorrow
#Sweet
It's easy to make a cue last a lifetime. Don't boil it or freeze it in the trunk of a car. Don't lean it against a wall for years. If you lose a game to a complete idiot, hit the edge of the table in anger with something other than your cue.
- Robert Byrne
#Anger
#Car
#Game
#Idiot
#Lose
A promising young man should go into politics so that he can go on promising for the rest of his life.
- Robert Byrne
#Life
#Man
#Politics
#Rest
#Young Man
Getting caught is the mother of invention.
- Robert Byrne
#Caught
#Getting
#Invention
#Mother
Doing a thing well is often a waste of time.
- Robert Byrne
#Doing
#Thing
#Time
#Waste
#Well
Anybody who believes that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach flunked geography.
- Robert Byrne
#Geography
#Heart
#Man
#Through
#Way
There are two kinds of people, those who finish what they start and so on.
- Robert Byrne
#Finish
#People
#Start
#Two
#Who
To err is human, to purr feline.
- Robert Byrne
#Err
#Human
#To Err Is Human
Democracy is being allowed to vote for the candidate you dislike least.
- Robert Byrne
#Candidate
#Democracy
#Politics
#Vote
Everything is in a state of flux, including the status quo.
- Robert Byrne
#Everything
#State
#Status Quo
#Status
Until you walk a mile in another man's moccasins you can't imagine the smell.
- Robert Byrne
#Funny
#Imagine
#Man
#Smell
#Walk
The purpose of life is a life of purpose.
- Robert Byrne
#Life Is A
#Life
#Purpose
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