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On stage, I'm me. I'm a husband, I'm a dad, I'm a guy, I'm a mess - but I am a cohesive thing that you recognize as one human entity saying these things that he generally believes.
- Rob Delaney
#Dad
#Human
#I Am
#Me
#Stage
On Twitter, I just want to make you laugh at all costs.
- Rob Delaney
#Costs
#Just
#Laugh
#Make
#Want
But I also know in standup, there's nowhere to hide. You get on stage and you deliver, or you are eviscerated and you are thrown into a pile of bodies at the bottom of a mountain.
- Rob Delaney
#Bottom
#Deliver
#Hide
#Know
#Stage
In real life, I am alarmingly boring.
- Rob Delaney
#Boring
#I Am
#Life
#Real Life
#Real
In high school, I definitely fancied myself an intense guy, which is so lame.
- Rob Delaney
#Guy
#High School
#High
#Myself
#School
I want people to feel good about themselves.
- Rob Delaney
#Feel Good
#Feel
#Good
#People
#Want
I use Twitter as a tool to get involved with people, to sell tickets to gigs where I can stand in a room and smell the audience - and I love that!
- Rob Delaney
#I Can
#Love
#People
#Smell
#Stand
My stand-up is far more rooted in reality than my Twitter.
- Rob Delaney
#Far
#More
#Reality
#Rooted
#Than
Comedians who are 22 years old can certainly be funny and clever, and be capable of telling jokes - but are they talking about their favorite TV shows, or a particular brand of shampoo?
- Rob Delaney
#Capable
#Clever
#Funny
#Old
#Talking
I had always loved comedy, and acted out Steve Martin and Bill Cosby albums with my sister for my parents on road trips and stuff, and I loved to laugh and make people laugh.
- Rob Delaney
#Comedy
#Laugh
#Parents
#People
#Road
With Twitter, you just want to make people laugh in their meeting; on stage, people have paid for their tickets with their hard-earned money, so I owe them the truth as I experience it.
- Rob Delaney
#Experience
#Laugh
#Money
#People
#Truth
The danger for a comedian on Twitter is the same danger that any civilian faces: sometimes you gotta put that phone down and go live your life. When you're on Twitter, you're not living, and if you're not living, you're not taking in stimuli with which you can create new material.
- Rob Delaney
#Life
#Live
#New
#Phone
#Sometimes
Depression taught me the importance of compassion and hard work, and that you can overcome enormous obstacles.
- Rob Delaney
#Compassion
#Hard Work
#Hard
#Me
#Work
I hate wearing suits and ties.
- Rob Delaney
#Hate
#Suits
#Ties
#Wearing
I'm endlessly fascinated by parenting, marriage, my wife and the ins and outs of marriage.
- Rob Delaney
#Endlessly
#Marriage
#Parenting
#Wife
I'm crazy about Shakespeare, who was a notorious word inventor. And my wife is an English teacher, and she's hilarious.
- Rob Delaney
#About
#Crazy
#She
#Teacher
#Wife
It makes me sad that corporations and media and Hollywood conspire to make people feel terrible about their bodies from the second they wake up, so I sort of try to subversively undercut that.
- Rob Delaney
#Feel
#Me
#Media
#People
#Sad
#Wake Up
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