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I have to do stand-up. I have to do something comedy-involved every day, or else I will lose my mind.
- Pete Davidson
#Day
#Every Day
#Lose
#Mind
#Will
I started doing stand-up when I was 16, my junior year in high school. My two friends and I would sit at home watching stand-up. They kept saying I should try it, and so I did.
- Pete Davidson
#Doing
#High School
#Home
#School
#Try
I bombed so much as a standup that messing up doesn't matter to me anymore. I kind of enjoy bombing sometimes - I try and make everybody hate me more. Like, once I know it's not going well, I can just have fun.
- Pete Davidson
#Fun
#Hate
#I Can
#Me
#Sometimes
I get nervous all the time. The only time I'm not nervous is onstage, which is weird.
- Pete Davidson
#Get
#Nervous
#Only
#Time
#Weird
I don't let a lot of people know about my dad dying on 9/11. It's not a way to introduce yourself. So I never told anybody, and then I would do jokes about it... and I think people thought I was lying about it. Which would be crazy!
- Pete Davidson
#Crazy
#Dad
#People
#Way
#Yourself
When my dad died, I had to go to therapy.
- Pete Davidson
#Dad
#Died
#Go
#Had
#Therapy
I feel bad for kids growing up that, like, their favorite rapper is Lil Yachty.
- Pete Davidson
#Bad
#Feel
#Growing Up
#Like
#Up
I'm the most awkward person in the world, but onstage, I'm completely fine. I could run around in a thong and not care.
- Pete Davidson
#Awkward
#Care
#Fine
#Person
#World
You can't say whatever you want on network television.
- Pete Davidson
#Network
#Say
#Television
#Want
#Whatever
I feel like every time I tweet, I lose money.
- Pete Davidson
#Every
#Feel
#Lose
#Money
#Time
I'm not the first person to say this, but communication at 'SNL' - I don't want to say it's not good, but unless you ask questions, you will not know what's going on.
- Pete Davidson
#Communication
#Good
#Person
#Questions
There have been a couple of times when kids that weren't nice to me in high school are like, 'Hey, man!' And I'm just like, 'Yeah. Thank you very much.'
- Pete Davidson
#High School
#Man
#Me
#Nice
#School
I really wish that I was, like, strong enough to not go online.
- Pete Davidson
#Enough
#Go
#Online
#Strong
#Wish
There are people for everybody, and luckily, I found mine.
- Pete Davidson
#Everybody
#Found
#Luckily
#Mine
#People
I was the class clown in high school, but I always took it too far, so nobody liked me. I was annoying. Like, I would get a laugh and then keep going and keep going.
- Pete Davidson
#Keep Going
#Laugh
#Me
#Nobody
#School
I don't like going out. I'm more of a watch TV, hang out, Netflix kind of guy. I don't like leaving; I don't like talking to people. It gives me anxiety.
- Pete Davidson
#Me
#More
#Netflix
#People
#Talking
Things that I feel really sad about, I talk about. That way, if it's funny, it doesn't hurt anymore.
- Pete Davidson
#Feel
#Funny
#Hurt
#Sad
#Talk
#Way
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