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If you have money and you have fame, but you don't have any confidence in your blackness, then it's all for nothing.
- Paul Mooney
#Confidence
#Fame
#Money
#Nothing
#Your
Whatever that thing is that white people like in blacks, I don't have it. Maybe it's my arrogance or my self-assurance or the way I carry myself, but whatever it is, I don't have it.
- Paul Mooney
#Arrogance
#Myself
#People
#Way
#White
America is racial. America was founded on race. Race is America. The code name for America is 'race.'
- Paul Mooney
#America
#Code
#Founded
#Name
#Race
An audience can be like a pack of wolves.
- Paul Mooney
#Audience
#Like
#Pack
#Wolves
Julie Christie, I used to hang out with her. She was friends with Richard Pryor and Warren Beatty and all of them. There was a club in Beverly Hills called the Candy Store, a private club. I used to hang out with them all.
- Paul Mooney
#Candy
#Club
#Friends
#Her
#She
I have nothing to do with racism in America; it was here when I got here.
- Paul Mooney
#America
#Got
#Here
#Nothing
People think you're crazy if you turn money down... people worship money.
- Paul Mooney
#Crazy
#Down
#Money
#People
#Turn
Hollywood doesn't even have respect for itself. Hollywood lies to itself.
- Paul Mooney
#Even
#Hollywood
#Itself
#Lies
#Respect
I could drop dead tomorrow, the truth will be here. Truth is forever; when you read our history, truth is forever, and it always outs itself.
- Paul Mooney
#Dead
#Forever
#History
#Tomorrow
#Truth
Hillary Clinton could say she was a woman and running for president. And Sarah Palin could say she was a woman and running for vice-president. But Obama couldn't say, 'I'm black and I'm running for president.' It couldn't come out of his mouth. He couldn't say that because, if he did, he'd lose votes.
- Paul Mooney
#Black
#Lose
#Mouth
#She
#Woman
I'm passionate about what I do. I'd be naive to be passive.
- Paul Mooney
#About
#Naive
#Passionate
#Passive
There's always a message in my comedy.
- Paul Mooney
#Always
#Comedy
#Message
I like when people are trapped in the joke, when there's no escape. I like to lead people down the wrong path and then trap them.
- Paul Mooney
#Down
#Escape
#Path
#People
#Wrong
I love Obama because he is proof all black people don't look alike. Nobody every told me, 'Good morning, Mr. President.' We don't all look alike.
- Paul Mooney
#Black
#Good
#Look
#Love
#Me
#Morning
What does it mean to be too black for Hollywood? It's self-explanatory. Hollywood has certain kinds of blacks that they like.
- Paul Mooney
#Black
#Certain
#Hollywood
#Like
#Mean
What does America love more than one white male?
- Paul Mooney
#America
#Does
#Love
#More
#White
I don't want affirmative action - too much affirmative, not enough action.
- Paul Mooney
#Action
#Enough
#Much
#Too Much
#Want
We have a lot of black Anglo-Saxons. Their skin is black, but their brain is white. When I get real mad at them, I call them 'graham crackers.'
- Paul Mooney
#Black
#Brain
#Real
#Skin
#White
I read a lot of history. The passive Jews in Germany didn't survive. The smart ones got out.
- Paul Mooney
#Germany
#History
#Lot
#Out
#Smart
#Survive
People don't want to hear the truth; they never do. They wanna live in some kind of fantasy.
- Paul Mooney
#Fantasy
#Live
#Never
#People
#Truth
Robin Williams learned technique. He has the technique of being funny.
- Paul Mooney
#Being Funny
#Being
#Funny
#He
#Learned
If your hair is relaxed, white people are relaxed. If your hair is nappy, they're not happy.
- Paul Mooney
#Hair
#Happy
#People
#White
#Your
I have known Michael Richards for something like 20 years. We're friends.
- Paul Mooney
#Friends
#Known
#Like
#Something
#Years
I got my sense of humor from my grandmother. You know, my grandmother was very funny.
- Paul Mooney
#Funny
#Got
#Humor
#Know
#Sense Of Humor
You white folks see UFOs in your dreams. You don't hear about Martians in Harlem.
- Paul Mooney
#Dreams
#See
#White
#Your Dreams
#Your
I think I have a mental nappy attitude.
- Paul Mooney
#Attitude
#I Think
#Mental
#Think
I can't change the past, but one person can change the future - anything can happen.
- Paul Mooney
#Anything
#Change
#Future
#Past
#Person
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