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As far as how I approach the humor, I think the best comedy is going to happen when I'm myself and act organically to a news item or situation. - Nikki Glaser
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The first place I ever performed was at CU Boulder. I went there my freshman year and discovered stand-up after my friends talked me into signing up for a showcase on campus. - Nikki Glaser
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As a female comic, if you talk about sex in any capacity, you will be branded a 'sex comic,' so I might as well go full force on it. - Nikki Glaser
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A college degree was very important for them; it wasn't for me. So I picked English because I'm fluent. I thought it would be the easiest to do. - Nikki Glaser
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All my relatives and friends have been pretty aware of my brand of humor for a while, so none of them have been shocked. - Nikki Glaser
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I have to say that it's fun to write for young girls, and it's exciting to know that we're influencing them and they're looking at us like, 'I want to grow up and be like them.' I mean, I just made up the person saying that. - Nikki Glaser
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I am a woman, so I never want to hide that or be like, 'I'm one of the boys,' because I'm not. I am aware of our audience. We always aim for the right combo of not hitting people over head but still getting our message across. - Nikki Glaser
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Make eye contact with cute strangers. Give guys your email. Email is safer than a number, or at least it feels that way. - Nikki Glaser
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I think I deal with my anger toward my relationship or about my relationship or about my friendships or my family - I deal with it on stage in a passive-aggressive way, and that can be very harmful if it gets back to them, which it always does. - Nikki Glaser
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Sarah Silverman. She's the reason I do comedy. Her DNC speech was my favorite thing I ever heard. Sitting down with her and laughing would be incredible. - Nikki Glaser
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It strikes me as pretty interesting and cool how girls support each other in this business. I've never felt so much support in my life than from my fellow female comedians. I attribute much of my success to some of them. - Nikki Glaser
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I like guys with a sense of humor who smile a lot and are kind. - Nikki Glaser
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Being pretty was always a very big thing growing up. - Nikki Glaser
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People are just so insensitive because they're ignorant; they don't understand, so they're scared of what they're ignorant of. - Nikki Glaser
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Jimmy Fallon's strengths are that he's fun, and he's good at impressions, and he's musically inclined. And my strength is that I'm a joke writer, but I also have no filter, and I think that that's not a talent per se, but it's just a thing about myself that I have found that people like about what I do. - Nikki Glaser
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My sister was very, very beautiful and I was very not. Doing comedy is the greatest thing ever because you don't have to do that, and I've since learned to let go of that. - Nikki Glaser
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I went and hung out at a foot fetish party, and I knew that was a very popular fetish to have, but I didn't realize how amazing it would be to have it. - Nikki Glaser
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I nannied for a couple of months. The kids were super-funny; it made me wish I grew up in a comedy household. But nannying is demoralizing. I'm just not cut out for it. - Nikki Glaser
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There's actually a thing called Wikifeet that's the Wikipedia of celebrity girls' feet. - Nikki Glaser
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My boyfriend and I are not good at fighting. We're better than we were when we started dating - two breakups and three years ago - but it's never come naturally to either of us. I have often wished we fought like I imagine Pink and Carey Hart fight. - Nikki Glaser
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I don't know what that is because to me, Feb. 14 is Rob Thomas' birthday, and that's only what I acknowledge it as. I just like to celebrate that as Rob Thomas' birthday. - Nikki Glaser
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The transgender bathroom thing - it's just so obvious that people are scared of what they don't understand. It's like, 'I don't want to deal with the fact that some people might have been born in the wrong body.' - Nikki Glaser
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