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I ought to have Mike's Pirate School. The freshmen, all they get is the bandanna. When you're a senior, you get the sword and skull and crossbones. For homework, we'll work pirate maneuvers and stuff like that.
- Mike Leach
#Homework
#School
#Skull
#Sword
#Work
I've always thought that the - as far as regions of the country that people brag about, as far as top talent, the Inland Empire is awfully hard to beat.
- Mike Leach
#Beat
#Country
#Hard
#People
#Talent
I think the legal profession is getting somewhat corrupted. When it comes to lawyers, I think it's kind of a Catch-22. On one hand, there's so much process, procedure and mess caused by the legal profession. But on the other hand, the only way to sort through all that process, procedure and mess is through the legal profession.
- Mike Leach
#Lawyers
#Legal
#Mess
#Process
#Way
You get these Satanists types that don't believe in God. OK, so you realize you don't get Satan if you don't get God, right? Or atheists that want to believe in ghosts. Wait, wait, wait. You can't have a two-way go on that. You want to be agnostic, be an atheist, fine. But you don't bring ghosts along with you.
- Mike Leach
#Believe
#Ghosts
#God
#Satan
#Wait
I keep my guns on one part of the house totally locked up, and I keep the ammunition in another part of the house.
- Mike Leach
#Guns
#House
#Keep
#Locked
#Up
I know that in Ames, Iowa, they fancy themselves being experts on the wind, but in Lubbock, Texas, we'll put our wind up against your wind in Iowa.
- Mike Leach
#Against
#Fancy
#Know
#Up
#Wind
Somebody said that in passing, you know, 'I hate cats.' You know, somebody really hates cats, and I've never figured that one out. And credit to cats - the ability to generate that much animosity, you know.
- Mike Leach
#Ability
#Credit
#Hate
#Know
#Never
My favorite weather pattern happens to be when it rains mud. Dust comes through. Rain on top of it. It rains mud.
- Mike Leach
#Happens
#Mud
#Rain
#Through
#Weather
I feel like a caffeine addict.
- Mike Leach
#Caffeine
#Feel
#I Feel Like
#Like
There's nothing balanced about the 50 percent run, 50 percent pass because that's 50 percent stupid.
- Mike Leach
#About
#Nothing
#Pass
#Percent
#Stupid
Iowa is kind of a fascinating place.
- Mike Leach
#Fascinating
#Iowa
#Kind
#Place
There's shouting, there's blood, there's boogers, there's a whole thing. I mean, there's spitting, there's fighting, there's ripped jerseys. There's someone grabbing someone's throat. I mean, it's why you have football.
- Mike Leach
#Blood
#Fighting
#Football
#Mean
#Why
Those that have a voice have to speak for those of us who are silenced.
- Mike Leach
#Silenced
#Speak
#Us
#Voice
#Who
When the Egyptians were building the pyramids or the Romans were building roads, or you had the westward push with the railroads, I don't think that the guys on the ground were spending a lot of time thinking, 'Hey, hundreds or thousands of years from now they will look back at the brick I have just laid down here and say that I changed the world!'
- Mike Leach
#Building
#Look
#Thinking
#Time
#World
Tracked a raccoon one time in the snow. I was in the neighborhood and I was just curious where this raccoon lived. There's some fresh raccoon tracks. He'd been digging at somebody's garbage.
- Mike Leach
#Curious
#Fresh
#He
#Neighborhood
#Time
Whether it's a car or boat or motorcycle, it's a dangerous item, so you have to show a level of competence and get a license before you're allowed to operate something that's dangerous. Guns are dangerous but you don't have to get a license to operate guns.
- Mike Leach
#Boat
#Car
#Dangerous
#Level
#Motorcycle
#Show
When I was at Tech, no public school was ahead of us in graduation rates. We got our guys to compete in the classroom, and if they're competing in class and in football, that's an attitude they take into life.
- Mike Leach
#Attitude
#Football
#Graduation
#Life
#Us
I would like to be coaching in the right situation if it's a team effort and doesn't have a bunch of mini-agendas. I want something where the school wants to win and values graduation and everybody wants to work together.
- Mike Leach
#Effort
#Graduation
#Together
#Win
#Work
The government shutdown, we all know that's a sham. I mean, are they really going to just go to the entire Army and Navy and say, 'You're fired.'
- Mike Leach
#Army
#Go
#Government
#Know
#Mean
Freedom of speech should be wide open as long as it doesn't incite violence.
- Mike Leach
#Freedom Of Speech
#Freedom
#Long
#Speech
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