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I was with a famous comedian when a young fan walked up and asked for an autograph. The comedian blew him off. I'll never forget the look on the young boy's face. He was devastated. - Louie Anderson
#Face
#Famous
#Look
#Never Forget
#Young
I can't stay long; I'm in between meals. - Louie Anderson
#Between
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#Meals
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We were on welfare when we were kids. Thanks for reminding me of that. - Louie Anderson
#Kids
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#Reminding
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#Welfare
I was 10th of 11 kids in an alcoholic, abusive, poor family. We all want things that we can't have. And I found comedy. - Louie Anderson
#Comedy
#Family
#Poor
#Things
#Want
I was kind of a Rickles comic to begin with. I was caustic, and I was abusive and mean to the audience. - Louie Anderson
#Audience
#Begin
#Comic
#Kind
#Mean
A real estate closer. Oh, what's that? I'm a real estate opener. What is a real estate closer? You mean at the end where you've got to sign all those papers? - Louie Anderson
#Closer
#End
#Mean
#Real
#Where
Dr. Phil was very helpful and caring. I believe he helped all of us there and watching how to better relate, understand, and communicate with our families and loved ones. Dr. Phil recommended reading my new book. - Louie Anderson
#Believe
#Better
#Caring
#I Believe
#New
I'm at 23 feet, diving into 17 feet of water. I'm over 400 pounds. Who doesn't want to see that? I do. I'm always shocked that I can do it. - Louie Anderson
#Always
#Feet
#I Can
#See
#Water
We all think we're going to get out of debt. - Louie Anderson
#Debt
#Get
#Going
#Out
#Think
I have about 1,000 hours of myself on tape in a vault in Los Angeles. But I also have a photographic memory about my jokes, because they're really about me; they're my stories. - Louie Anderson
#About
#Jokes
#Me
#Memory
#Myself
I really try to have fun. If I don't have fun, you won't have fun. That's what my gift is: to relieve people from a little of the pain and comfort in their lives by allowing my comedy to distract them. A good laugh is almost as good as any doctor visit. - Louie Anderson
#Doctor
#Fun
#Gift
#Good
#Pain
If I have food in the house and I'm laying in bed, I go, 'I bet that Captain Crunch is lonely in the cupboard.' - Louie Anderson
#Bed
#Captain
#Food
#Go
#House
I have a very warm spot in my heart for Vegas. - Louie Anderson
#Heart
#Spot
#Vegas
#Very
#Warm
I would trade everything I have to have had a happier childhood. - Louie Anderson
#Childhood
#Everything
#Had
#Trade
#Would
I felt ashamed for what I had done. I don't have any excuses. I did what I did. I take full responsibility for myself and my actions. I wouldn't pawn this off on anybody. I'm sorry it happened. And I hurt people. - Louie Anderson
#Excuses
#Myself
#People
#Responsibility
One time, I came off stage and a guy named Roman Decare, God rest his soul, he was a comic. 'Louie, if you do that family stuff, and you're a clean comic on stage, you'll become famous.' And, for some reason, a switch clicked, and I started doing the family stuff, and it became a giant part of my life. - Louie Anderson
#Family
#Famous
#God
#Life
#Time
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