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In TV, you get driven to work in a luxury car, and find flowers in your dressing room. Then suddenly you're on tour, drying your hair backstage on plastic curtains.
- Lee Mack
#Car
#Find
#Hair
#Room
#Work
My wife and I have always thought it odd that, on social occasions, couples play the 'hot tub fantasy' game where you're allowed to pick a celebrity you'd like to share a hot tub with.
- Lee Mack
#Celebrity
#Fantasy
#Game
#Hot
#Wife
My only ambition was to get to 50, and not regret not having had a crack at being a comic.
- Lee Mack
#Ambition
#Comic
#Crack
#Only
#Regret
Loads of blokes think they're funny, but it counts for nothing unless you get up and have a go.
- Lee Mack
#Funny
#Go
#Nothing
#Think
#Up
From the age of 14, I remember thinking I wanted to be a comedian. But that was like saying I wanted to be an astronaut. It felt like a million miles away, something I could never do, but would be great to.
- Lee Mack
#Age
#Great
#Never
#Remember
#Thinking
When men sit around and talk, they are very competitive. One person will tell an anecdote and the next person will try to top that. When you get six women together, they share a lot more. They will be far more interested in what the other person has to say. The conservation is more interactive and less about individually showing off.
- Lee Mack
#Men
#Person
#Together
#Try
#Women
Bobby Ball, who plays my dad in 'Not Going Out,' is very funny. He has a magical sense for comedy that nobody has been able to replicate.
- Lee Mack
#Ball
#Comedy
#Dad
#Funny
#Nobody
My great-grandfather was a variety hall comedian called Billy Mack.
- Lee Mack
#Billy
#Comedian
#Hall
#Mack
#Variety
I'm not opposed to the consumption of alcohol. I'm opposed to my kids watching TV at seven o'clock and being told to bet and drink.
- Lee Mack
#Alcohol
#Drink
#Watching Tv
#Watching
The problem isn't that there's not enough women in panel games. The problem is there's not enough women in comedy in general.
- Lee Mack
#Comedy
#Enough
#General
#Problem
#Women
I have to say I like Edinburgh, but I'm not a big fan of the Festival - I like it but I'm not a massive fan.
- Lee Mack
#Big Fan
#Big
#Fan
#Like
#Say
I use Wikipedia and eBay; I look for singles for my 1950s jukebox.
- Lee Mack
#1950s
#eBay
#Look
#Use
#Wikipedia
Comics were always the lowest rung on the ladder, front of cloth at the Royal Variety Performance. What that means is you're only there so Take That can set up behind the curtains.
- Lee Mack
#Always
#Behind
#Ladder
#Performance
#Up
I like Cornwall and particularly the Isle of Mull on the west coast of Scotland where I got married. It's absolutely beautiful.
- Lee Mack
#Beautiful
#Got
#Like
#West Coast
#Where
I've never been able to keep my finger on the pulse of fashion.
- Lee Mack
#Fashion
#Finger
#Keep
#Never
#Pulse
Looking back at my school reports, I start off as quite a swotty kid, and then when I get to 12 or 13, my teachers start saying: 'Lee has started to joke around a lot in class.' After that, it's a steady graph of decline, with the jokes increasing and increasing.
- Lee Mack
#Looking Back
#Looking
#School
#Start
I'm terrified of flying and have tried everything from prescription drugs to booze and herbal remedies. The only thing that works is Valium. I don't know why I'm so frightened - I think it's from seeing my mum freak out when I was young.
- Lee Mack
#Everything
#Know
#Seeing
#Why
#Young
I'm like a goldfish. My memory is terrible.
- Lee Mack
#Goldfish
#Like
#Memory
#Terrible
Not Going Out' is what I'm most proud of.
- Lee Mack
#Going
#Most
#Out
#Proud
I hate all adverts for alcohol. They're evil. All of them.
- Lee Mack
#Alcohol
#Evil
#Hate
#Them
Telling lies is the easy bit, but telling the truth and pretending you are lying is hard.
- Lee Mack
#Easy
#Hard
#Lies
#Pretending
#Truth
There are probably about 50 comedians who would come to my 50th birthday party but I'm not sure how many of them would come to my funeral.
- Lee Mack
#About
#Birthday
#Comedians
#Funeral
#How
#Who
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