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I don't take on big things. What I do, pretty much, is make the big things small and the small things big.
- Larry David
#Big Things
#Big
#Small Things
#Things
I don't like to make a big splash anyway.
- Larry David
#Anyway
#Big
#Like
#Make
#Splash
I think we're all good and bad, but good's not funny. Bad is funny. Suppress the good and let the bad out, and then you can be funny.
- Larry David
#Bad
#Funny
#Good And Bad
#Good
#Think
If you tell the truth about how you're feeling, it becomes funny.
- Larry David
#About
#Feeling
#Funny
#Tell
#Truth
I tend to stay with the panic. I embrace the panic.
- Larry David
#Embrace
#Panic
#Stay
#Tend
I'm not a person who embraces challenges. I run from challenges. I break world records running from challenges.
- Larry David
#Break
#Challenges
#Person
#Who
#World
I was planning on my future as a homeless person. I had a really good spot picked out.
- Larry David
#Future
#Good
#Homeless
#Person
#Planning
Religion doesn't play any part in my life in terms of how I live my life. But I don't think I've ever gone through a day in my life without hearing someone say the word 'Jew' or saying it myself.
- Larry David
#Day
#Life
#Live
#Myself
#Religion
Trying on pants is one of the most humiliating things a man can suffer that doesn't involve a woman.
- Larry David
#Man
#Pants
#Things
#Trying
#Woman
I tell people that I've now done one decent thing in my life. Albeit inadvertently.
- Larry David
#Done
#Life
#My Life
#People
#Tell
Hey, I may loathe myself, but it has nothing to do with the fact that I'm Jewish.
- Larry David
#Fact
#Hey
#May
#Myself
#Nothing
The lunch in a normal American restaurant is very problematic for me. I don't like to have hot food for lunch.
- Larry David
#Food
#Hot
#Lunch
#Me
#Restaurant
I'm not interested in closure. Some people just have heart attacks and die, right? There's no closure.
- Larry David
#Die
#Heart
#Just
#Not Interested
#People
Women love a self-confident bald man.
- Larry David
#Bald
#Love
#Man
#Self-Confident
#Women
My background is degradation and sloth, mostly.
- Larry David
#Background
#Degradation
#Mostly
#Sloth
Switzerland is a place where they don't like to fight, so they get people to do their fighting for them while they ski and eat chocolate.
- Larry David
#Fight
#Fighting
#Like
#People
#Place
When you're not concerned with succeeding, you can work with complete freedom.
- Larry David
#Complete
#Concerned
#Freedom
#Work
#You
I'm a walking, talking enigma. We're a dying breed.
- Larry David
#Breed
#Dying
#Enigma
#Talking
#Walking
Every relationship is just so tenuous and precarious.
- Larry David
#Every
#Just
#Precarious
#Relationship
Golf and dating don't mix.
- Larry David
#Dating
#Golf
#Mix
I gave a funny speech at my wife's birthday party, and I'm thinking, 'Hey, I've still got it.'
- Larry David
#Birthday
#Funny
#Speech
#Thinking
#Wife
I don't like to be out of my comfort zone, which is about a half an inch wide.
- Larry David
#About
#Comfort Zone
#Comfort
#Half
#Like
I had a wonderful childhood, which is tough because it's hard to adjust to a miserable adulthood.
- Larry David
#Adulthood
#Childhood
#Hard
#Tough
#Which
I couldn't be happier that President Bush has stood up for having served in the National Guard, because I can finally put an end to all those who questioned my motives for enlisting in the Army Reserve at the height of the Vietnam War.
- Larry David
#Army
#End
#Height
#I Can
#War
Most people are completely unaware of their breath. They violate your space, they have no idea that they have halitosis.
- Larry David
#Breath
#People
#Space
#Unaware
#Your
Anyone can be confident with a full head of hair. But a confident bald man - there's your diamond in the rough.
- Larry David
#Bald
#Hair
#Head
#Man
#Rough
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