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Let me be clear: It's not that I'm not a patriot because I want to keep flag-burning legal, it's that I want to keep flag-burning legal because I am a patriot.
- Kat Timpf
#I Am
#Legal
#Me
#Patriot
#Want
The truth is, every situation is different and has its own unique set of circumstances. That is reality, plain and simple.
- Kat Timpf
#Own
#Reality
#Simple
#Situation
#Truth
I think there are no good people at a white supremacist rally, and apparently that's just a real controversial take.
- Kat Timpf
#Good People
#Good
#People
#Real
#White
The truth of the matter is, 'uncomfortable' does not equal 'unsafe,' and 'disagreement' does not equal 'danger.'
- Kat Timpf
#Equal
#Matter
#Truth
#Uncomfortable
Keeping some people behind bars often hurts more than it helps - not only for the people who had been incarcerated and their families but also for society in general.
- Kat Timpf
#Behind
#General
#More
#People
#Society
Nutrition advice is, quite frankly, subjective.
- Kat Timpf
#Advice
#Nutrition
#Quite
#Subjective
Yes, the First Amendment gives us the right to be 'offensive' with our speech. Given the fact that a new thing seems to be declared 'racist' or 'sexist' every day, I'm certainly glad that we do have this protection.
- Kat Timpf
#Day
#Every Day
#First Amendment
#New
#Us
Football is, honestly, so objectively bad that I have always been convinced that the only reason it is so 'popular' is some kind of mass conspiracy. Everyone who 'likes' it is just pretending to like it because they see other people 'liking' it, and now we are all forced to endure it.
- Kat Timpf
#Bad
#Football
#People
#Reason
#See
Let's all be honest here for a second, okay - bacon? Not even that good. Now, I'm not saying that it's bad. I like bacon-wrapped dates, and I've also been known to enjoy a BLT a couple of times a year. What I'm saying is, bacon is fine, but it is objectively not so good that we need bacon-scented sunscreen.
- Kat Timpf
#Bad
#Enjoy
#Good
#Need
#Okay
If I had my way, no one would ever be separated from his or her family over a personal choice that involved only his or her body.
- Kat Timpf
#Body
#Choice
#Family
#Personal
#Way
All too often, I will see people on the left slam Trump for the way he treats or talks about other people. Then those same individuals - sometimes even in the same breath - will go on to say even worse things about the people who voted for him.
- Kat Timpf
#People
#See
#Sometimes
#Way
#Will
People often give Biden a pass for inaccurate and misleading statements - writing them off as nothing more than Crazy Uncle Joe being Crazy Uncle Joe.
- Kat Timpf
#Crazy
#More
#Nothing
#People
#Writing
My later jobs as a waitress felt like a posh paradise after my first one at Boston Market.
- Kat Timpf
#First
#Later
#Market
#Paradise
#Posh
The reality is, punishing people by using a sentencing enhancement that was clearly intended to punish people who had been doing something far worse is, by definition, a miscarriage of justice.
- Kat Timpf
#Doing
#Far
#Justice
#People
#Reality
Now, to anyone with even half a brain, a newspaper apologizing because a reporter did some reporting makes about as much sense as a doctor apologizing because he gave someone a diagnosis.
- Kat Timpf
#Brain
#Doctor
#Half
#Newspaper
#Reporter
It's true: I can't think of even a single way in which society suffers because of a 15-year-old trick-or-treater.
- Kat Timpf
#Because
#Society
#Think
#True
#Way
It's time to stop locking people up for victimless crimes.
- Kat Timpf
#Locking
#People
#Stop
#Time
#Up
I'm sorry, but there is absolutely no reason why bacon envelope glue should exist, let alone be so popular that it's sold out.
- Kat Timpf
#Alone
#No Reason
#Reason
#Sorry
#Why
Although I certainly do love animals, I have to admit that I also love eating them. (Particularly cows. And chickens. And the occasional lamb).
- Kat Timpf
#Animals
#Chickens
#Eating
#Lamb
#Love
See, one of the greatest things about living in the United States is that we have the absolute freedom to say whatever we want about our government, while being protected against government retaliation.
- Kat Timpf
#Freedom
#Government
#Living
#Say
#See
Make no mistake... 'South Park' is brutal. It takes subjects that aren't supposed to be touched at all and handles them roughly. It's true that it's crude and rude and disgusting, even in its treatment of subjects that are supposed to be solemn - spoken of only in polite whispers and polished platitudes if they're ever spoken of at all.
- Kat Timpf
#Mistake
#Only
#Park
#Rude
#True
In fact, I can confidently say that 'South Park's' penchant for unbridled derision has been directly responsible for my own joy in some times of terrible sadness.
- Kat Timpf
#I Can
#Joy
#My Own
#Own
#Sadness
I will never, ever support a law that could clearly lead to an abuse of power just because of some lip service assuring me that it won't be used that way. To me, that's not enough.
- Kat Timpf
#Law
#Me
#Power
#Service
#Support
See, as a libertarian, I am actually far more liberal on the issue of immigration than many people might expect.
- Kat Timpf
#I Am
#Immigration
#More
#People
#See
Absolutely no one should be arguing for a system aimed at increasing ignorance.
- Kat Timpf
#Arguing
#Ignorance
#Should
#System
To be an Instagram model, you absolutely cannot just post pictures of yourself in a bikini for the sake of people seeing you in a bikini - even if that is exactly what you are doing. No, you need to caption these photos with an inspirational quote so that people will know that you are not just a butt, you're a gosh dang philosopher.
- Kat Timpf
#Doing
#Inspirational
#People
#Yourself
Many people have made sacrifices to continue their education, or to allow their children to continue theirs. Others have made sacrifices by taking a path that didn't include continuing, because they could not afford to do so. None of these are things that could ever be replaced with cash.
- Kat Timpf
#Children
#Education
#Made
#Path
#People
I have lexical-gustatory synesthesia. I can taste, and always have tasted, words. I remember when I was a kid and learning to read I mentioned to my mom that certain words I was learning tasted certain ways, thinking everyone was like that, and didn't understand why she didn't get what I was saying.
- Kat Timpf
#Learning
#Mom
#Remember
#Thinking
#Words
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