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Marriage is all about knowing the ins and outs and the intimate details, and your wife is supposed to be the person you know best. But my brother and I think alike, know everything about one another, and when we get together, we block everything else out. Nothing exists in our world except for us.
- Jon Heder
#Best
#Marriage
#Together
#Wife
#World
I've always liked Kate Winslet. She's pretty, smart, and talented.
- Jon Heder
#Always
#Pretty
#She
#Smart
#Talented
Normally I avoid movies where the aliens look like humans. It's cheesy.
- Jon Heder
#Avoid
#Like
#Look
#Movies
#Where
I'm not that into reading. If I'm gonna read, I'm gonna read some cool sci-fi book or something, not some stupid self-help book.
- Jon Heder
#Book
#Cool
#Reading
#Something
#Stupid
I never read a self-help book except for the Bible.
- Jon Heder
#Bible
#Book
#Except
#Never
#Self-Help
I love movin'. I was observant growing up, watching Michael Jackson and John Travolta. I'd close my eyes, see the moves.
- Jon Heder
#Eyes
#Growing Up
#Love
#See
#Watching
What we did in our childhoods makes us who we are now.
- Jon Heder
#Did
#Makes
#Now
#Us
#Who
I want to get up there and tell entertaining stories but that are also to a certain extent clean.
- Jon Heder
#Clean
#Get
#Tell
#Up
#Want
I don't think I ever will do a sex scene because of my religion and my personal standards.
- Jon Heder
#Personal
#Religion
#Sex
#Think
#Will
Build a rocket ship and leave the earth!
- Jon Heder
#Build
#Earth
#Leave
#Rocket
#Ship
When I was young, I told my sister that she had chunky thighs. She slapped me and I cried. She feels bad about it to this day, but I feel worse.
- Jon Heder
#Bad
#Day
#Feel
#Me
#Young
That's what protagonists do. They work hard, they have a conflict, they overcome the obstacles.
- Jon Heder
#Conflict
#Obstacles
#Overcome
#Work
I just did an ad with Microsoft. I'm dressed as Napoleon, and I get to slap Bill Gates.
- Jon Heder
#Did
#Get
#Just
#Microsoft
#Slap
I loved my childhood. They had the coolest toys back then. Star Wars, Transformers, laser-tag gun sets. Toy companies have really gone downhill.
- Jon Heder
#Back
#Childhood
#Gun
#Loved
#Toys
I'm not going chic, I swear. The geek endures. But, I mean, a snazzy cool suit looks good.
- Jon Heder
#Cool
#Geek
#Good
#Mean
#Suit
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