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I found popularity through self-destruction, and that can be quite addictive.
- Johnny Vegas
#Found
#Popularity
#Quite
#Through
You get people who come to London, sever links with where they come from, and then when they need people, there's nobody there. To feel like you can't go back home would be a horribly sad place to be, as is mistaking fame for genuine love and affection.
- Johnny Vegas
#Affection
#Feel
#Home
#Love
#Sad
The cheese board is my big treat at Christmas that I have to deny myself during the rest of year.
- Johnny Vegas
#Big
#Christmas
#Myself
#Rest
#Treat
My forte is playing drunks down the ages. When my agent rings me about a role, I don't ask what the part is, but what century it's in.
- Johnny Vegas
#About
#Down
#Me
#Rings
#Role
I always feel like an interloper when I do serious drama. It's my own paranoia.
- Johnny Vegas
#Drama
#Feel
#My Own
#Own
#Serious
I've got too much respect for stand-ups to call myself one.
- Johnny Vegas
#Call
#Got
#Myself
#Respect
#Too Much
I think if you're at the point where you're popular enough to sell your wedding photos to OK! Magazine then you don't need the money.
- Johnny Vegas
#Enough
#Money
#Need
#Point
#Wedding
They look outside the windows of their apartment in town and realize they're not living in a terrace anymore. This is a room full of dreamers who like to go to London for a day.
- Johnny Vegas
#Day
#Living
#Look
#Realize
#Room
I used to be good with kids, but as I get older, I'm grumpy and terrible with them. As for doing a gig at a 6-year old's birthday party, you couldn't pay me enough.
- Johnny Vegas
#Birthday
#Doing
#Enough
#Good
#Me
I think I'm realising more and more that I've got a job to do and I can't be doing the big nights out and working to my full potential the next day. I feel much better for it.
- Johnny Vegas
#Better
#Day
#Doing
#Feel
#Job
I sang 'American Pie' a lot in my stage set. It had a knack of uniting an audience in a sing-along. It's a clever song about American history but wrapped in a fantastic tune.
- Johnny Vegas
#American
#Clever
#History
#Song
#Stage
'Johnny' was always a lone wolf when he got on stage. Him against the world, whereas suddenly, when I got into acting, people were relying on me.
- Johnny Vegas
#Acting
#Me
#People
#Stage
#World
I've got little ankles and a bit of a belly, so it makes me look rather an egg on legs.
- Johnny Vegas
#Belly
#Egg
#Legs
#Look
#Me
If an original piece of wardrobe came up from Star Wars, I'd probably spend a lot of money on it.
- Johnny Vegas
#Money
#Spend
#Star
#Up
#Wardrobe
I use very few muscles at the best of times.
- Johnny Vegas
#Best
#Few
#Muscles
#Use
#Very
I've been offered all the reality TV shows but have turned them down. If I did it as 'Johnny,' there'd be no jungle left! It was really hard regaining control of myself, so I am reluctant to let 'Johnny' back out of the box.
- Johnny Vegas
#Control
#I Am
#Jungle
#Myself
#Reality
I do need to explore my faith, because it has got lost over the years and it has been kind of tainted through experience. But I also know it's enriched my life, my dad being a Catholic.
- Johnny Vegas
#Dad
#Experience
#Faith
#Life
#Lost
Baldness is visually enough of a stigma as it is without a big sweaty bloke on stage pointing it out.
- Johnny Vegas
#Big
#Enough
#Pointing
#Stage
#Without
When I wasn't as attractive as I am now, I suffered at the hands of cruel children and their taunts until I realised that confidence and a bit of aesthetic care can overcome that.
- Johnny Vegas
#Care
#Children
#Confidence
#Hands
#I Am
My agent once said, 'You're not very driven.' And it's true. I'm not the type to ring up and go, 'Get me this part!'
- Johnny Vegas
#Go
#Me
#Ring
#True
#Up
I struggle as a writer, and I'm convinced that if I was at school now, I'd be termed as having ADS. Two minutes and I'm drifting.
- Johnny Vegas
#Now
#School
#Struggle
#Two
#Writer
It is easy for me to love myself, but for ladies to do it is another question altogether.
- Johnny Vegas
#Easy
#Funny
#Love
#Me
#Myself
There's a domino effect with certain things you say.
- Johnny Vegas
#Certain
#Domino
#Effect
#Say
#Things
I trained to be a priest - started to. I went to seminary school when I was 11. I wanted to be a priest, but when they told me I could never have sex, not even on my birthday, I changed my mind.
- Johnny Vegas
#Birthday
#Me
#Mind
#School
#Sex
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