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I like anything with Zak Bagans and ghost hunters.
- Joel McHale
#Anything
#Ghost
#Hunters
#Like
It's an awesome thing to be flung out onto the stage twice a weekend in front of 250 people, and you have to make it up as you go along.
- Joel McHale
#Go
#People
#Stage
#Twice
#Up
My goal and my career is definitely not to be famous. That's a really horrible goal, just to be famous for the sake of having fame.
- Joel McHale
#Career
#Fame
#Famous
#Horrible
#Just
Follow what your head is telling you and work hard. That's the big secret.
- Joel McHale
#Big
#Follow
#Hard
#Work Hard
#Work
Once you've been booked, people in Hollywood say, 'Oh he must be good.' All the while you're the same actor.
- Joel McHale
#Actor
#Good
#Must
#People
#Say
You have to have talent. You have to get the audition and then you have to nail the audition.
- Joel McHale
#Audition
#Get
#Nail
#Talent
#Then
It's important to have the right agent - people that are working hard for you. But an actor needs to be in control of their career no matter how good the representation is.
- Joel McHale
#Control
#Good
#Important
#Matter
#People
Yes, I would say my comedy is grunge, evidenced by the fact my jokes have put an end to big-hair glam comedy.
- Joel McHale
#Comedy
#End
#Jokes
#Say
#Would
Joel McHale is so money, he should be printed on money.
- Joel McHale
#He
#Money
#Printed
#Should
If you have a dream, just lie about it. Lie your way unto your dreams.
- Joel McHale
#Dream
#Dreams
#Lie
#Way
#Your Dreams
My children do not know what it's like to flip around channels. They either go to Netflix, Apple TV, or they pull up YouTube, and they can watch their shows.
- Joel McHale
#Apple
#Children
#Know
#Netflix
#YouTube
I love making fun of YouTubers.
- Joel McHale
#Fun
#I Love
#Love
#Making
The #MeToo movement is insanely serious, and there's no comedy to be mined out of that.
- Joel McHale
#Comedy
#Movement
#Out
#Serious
I like 'American Idol' because it's an actual talent contest.
- Joel McHale
#American
#Contest
#Idol
#Like
#Talent
In prison, inmates sometimes use Cheetos and grape juice as makeup. I wouldn't use that beauty regimen around Britney Spears - she might lick your face off!
- Joel McHale
#Beauty
#Face
#Juice
#Prison
#Sometimes
All I care about is making jokes that are funny and making people laugh.
- Joel McHale
#Care
#Funny
#Jokes
#Laugh
#People
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