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If you are the greatest, why would you go around talking about it?
- Joe Rogan
#About
#Go
#Greatest
#Talking
#Why
I never in my wildest imagination dreamed that I would somehow become a sports commentator.
- Joe Rogan
#Become
#Imagination
#Never
#Sports
When someone comes along and expresses him or herself as freely as they think, people flock to it. They enjoy it.
- Joe Rogan
#Enjoy
#Herself
#People
#Someone
#Think
It's painful for me to watch someone who isn't funny. It's horrifying to sit in the back and watch some guy who just totally sucks.
- Joe Rogan
#Back
#Funny
#Me
#Sit
#Someone
People for the most part can smell lies.
- Joe Rogan
#Lies
#Most
#Part
#People
#Smell
What's interesting about science is that we're constantly discovering new things about the universe, about ourselves, about our bodies, about diseases, about the possibilities of the future. It's amazing. Science is one of the coolest things about being a human being - without a doubt.
- Joe Rogan
#Amazing
#Future
#New
#Science
#Universe
To me, comedy is a great occupation because I don't really worry that much about what other people think of me.
- Joe Rogan
#Comedy
#Great
#Me
#People
#Worry
Comedy is really not like any other art form in that it's very specialized and varied in it's content, but generic in it's title.
- Joe Rogan
#Art
#Comedy
#Content
#Like
#Title
I talk so much about sex that girls just want to meet me.
- Joe Rogan
#Me
#Meet
#Sex
#Talk
#Want
Phil Hartman was brilliant, and Dave Foley is a really funny guy. Phil Hartman was actually even funnier offstage than he was onstage because he would say nasty things. Dave Foley's very funny, very witty guy, very quick.
- Joe Rogan
#Brilliant
#Funny
#Nasty
#Say
#Things
People want their 15 minutes and are willing to do anything to get it.
- Joe Rogan
#Anything
#Get
#People
#Want
#Willing
The only time I commit to conspiracy theories is when something way retarded happens. Like Lee Harvey Oswald acting alone.
- Joe Rogan
#Acting
#Alone
#Conspiracy
#Time
#Way
As a longtime practitioner of yoga and a person who's been involved in physical fitness my whole life, I can tell you, yoga helps you achieve altered states of consciousness. It is not just stretching. The only way you can say that it's stretching is if you haven't done it, or that you haven't done it rigorously for a long period of time.
- Joe Rogan
#Fitness
#Life
#Long
#Time
#Way
Dick Gregory was a great comedian who went and got arrested, did hunger strikes, protests. It never hurt his career to be outspoken.
- Joe Rogan
#Career
#Great
#Hunger
#Hurt
#Never
Because I have a girlfriend, I try and take the straight and narrow path, which is good because it prevents VD.
- Joe Rogan
#Because
#Good
#Path
#Take
#Try
When you snatch little pieces of other people's lives and try to palm them off as your own, that's more disgusting than anything. Robin Williams is a huge thief. Denis Leary is a huge thief. His whole stand-up career is based on Bill Hicks, a brilliant guy who died years ago.
- Joe Rogan
#More
#Own
#People
#Thief
#Try
Never stay in a bad marriage, and don't hang around with psycho coke fiends.
- Joe Rogan
#Bad
#Marriage
#Never
#Psycho
#Stay
I see martial arts as moving forms of meditation. When you're sparring or drilling techniques, you can't think of anything else.
- Joe Rogan
#Anything
#I See
#Meditation
#Moving
#See
No matter how civilized we are and how much society has curbed violent behavior. Human beings still have the same genes they had 10,000 years ago. Our bodies are designed to have a certain amount of physical stress and violence in them. We're designed to run from jaguars and fight to defend our territory.
- Joe Rogan
#Behavior
#Fight
#Human
#Matter
#Society
#Stress
That's my only goal. Surround myself with funny people, and make sure everyone has a good time and works hard.
- Joe Rogan
#Funny
#Good
#Myself
#People
#Time
On my left knee I have a long scar from an ACL operation. I've had both knees reconstructed.
- Joe Rogan
#Both
#Knee
#Knees
#Left
#Long
If you can lie, you can act, and if you can lie to crazy girlfriends, you can act under pressure.
- Joe Rogan
#Act
#Crazy
#Dating
#Lie
#Pressure
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