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My son - oh man, I think, every year, I'm getting 25 to 30 minutes of material from talking about him. He just keeps growing.
- Jo Koy
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Whenever I talk about my culture, I want to shine a light on it. Even though I'm having fun, I want to make sure it's uplifting. I'm proud of it, and that's always been the foundation of my jokes.
- Jo Koy
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#Foundation
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New York is always claiming East, and Los Angeles is always claiming West. It's in everything: acting, hip-hop, sports. But I love it. That rivalry makes you work harder.
- Jo Koy
#Hip-Hop
#Love
#New
#Sports
#Work
I always wanted to let people know I was Filipino, but I didn't want to go up on stage and make it so you wouldn't understand my jokes because you're white or black. I always wanted to let people know I was Filipino through my mom. That was always my goal. That way, everyone got it. You don't have to be Filipino to understand my mom.
- Jo Koy
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#Way
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Everything I put on stage is real; that's what my life is. My emotions - I wear them on my sleeve. I'm definitely putting my heart out there when I'm on stage.
- Jo Koy
#Emotions
#Heart
#Life
#My Life
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I feel like in the old days, it was once it's a divorce, it's a constant fight until they die. That's how my mom and dad lived. They didn't talk to each other. They hated each other. They only spoke through lawyers. It's just a horrible way to live.
- Jo Koy
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#Fight
#Live
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#Mom
A lot of people ask why I don't talk about my dad, and I want to, I just don't have that many stories. When he moved out, he moved to a different state, so it was just my mom and I.
- Jo Koy
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#Mom
#People
#Talk
#Why
I love being a friend to my son. We go to the mall together. We shop. He picks out my clothes. We hang out. We go to different cities together. We like the same music. I think that's why he appreciates his mom and me so much - we treat him like a friend.
- Jo Koy
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#Me
#Mom
#Music
#Together
Tacoma is actually my hometown, but if you live within 40 minutes of Seattle, you say Seattle.
- Jo Koy
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#Hometown
#Live
#Say
#Within
I learned from my dad's mistakes. I think that's why I'm so into my son. I bring him lunch every day: McDonald's, Taco Bell, whatever junk food a kid likes, I will bring it for him. I've canceled gigs so I could be at moments for him. That wasn't a big thing for my dad.
- Jo Koy
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#Day
#Food
#Lunch
#Mistakes
The stand-up world is very, very hard. There is a lot of competition, and there are not that many venues, and there are not that many opportunities. You have really got to stand out.
- Jo Koy
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#Got
#Hard
#Stand
#World
I'm used to taking risks - my career was a risk. Being a stand-up comic is not something that's normally accepted when your mother is Filipino.
- Jo Koy
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#Mother
#Risks
#Taking Risks
I'm a Mariners fan! I'm from Seattle, so I'm all about the Mariners and the Seahawks.
- Jo Koy
#About
#Fan
#Seattle
I get involved in the political, but I don't bring it to the stage because that's not my style.
- Jo Koy
#Because
#Bring
#Political
#Stage
#Style
Comedy is just an unspoken language. Everybody understands it. Funny is funny. When it's not funny, they'll let you know.
- Jo Koy
#Comedy
#Funny
#Just
#Know
#Language
What makes me laugh is hearing the stuff about my son or the stuff about my mom. I was a big fan of Bill Cosby, Eddie Murphy; they talked a lot about their moms and their kids. Those are the things that inspired me to do stand-up.
- Jo Koy
#Big Fan
#Big
#Laugh
#Me
#Mom
I got a big Filipino family. That's what I love about being Pinoy: we all gotta surround ourselves with family; we all gotta laugh and do things together. I love it! It's family first.
- Jo Koy
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#Filipino
#Laugh
#Love
#Together
I was working at Nordstrom Rack, Borders Books, and I was cleaning yachts on the weekends for private parties and being a busboy. I had to break down the tables and roll the forks up in napkins. And I was still doing standup.
- Jo Koy
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#Borders
#Cleaning
#Doing
#Down
Everyone is where they are at because they worked hard for it. Don't ever hate on someone's hustle. Just figure out how you can get there.
- Jo Koy
#Everyone
#Hard
#Hate
#How
#Someone
What I enjoy the most about being Filipino is our culture.
- Jo Koy
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#Being
#Culture
#Enjoy
#Filipino
I used to put flyers on cars in parking lots, anything to get people to come to my shows. I was always having to think outside the box, and even to this day, I still try and come up with creative ways to market my shows.
- Jo Koy
#Always
#Anything
#Day
#People
#Try
My mom raised us like we were still in the Philippines. She tried to cure everything at home like a real Filipino woman. You had to die to go to the hospital. My mom cured everything with Vicks VapoRub. I should've died nine times when I was a kid!
- Jo Koy
#Die
#Home
#Hospital
#Mom
#Real
My real name is Joseph Herbert. My dad is white; my mom's Asian, Filipino. And when I started stand-up 22 years ago, I used to go up as Joseph Herbert, and I would just have to defend my name. Every time I went onstage, it was so annoying. People would heckle.
- Jo Koy
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#Filipino
#Mom
#People
#Real
#Time
#White
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