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Jimmy Kimmel

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There's an air of mystery around the Masons, but the reality is that they're mostly a bunch of veterans getting drunk in a lodge that they've built to look like a temple. It's just a bunch of guys trying to get away from their wives. - Jimmy Kimmel
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I like a real beach. A crowded one, you know? People, towels, umbrellas. I hate those little private strips of sand you see up in Malibu. - Jimmy Kimmel
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I started doing a half-hour Sunday night talk show on college radio station KUNV. That excited me more than anything I'd ever done. I went through the Yellow Pages to find people who seemed interesting. I'd goof on these people, but they were so excited to be on the radio that they didn't even notice. - Jimmy Kimmel
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I know there are, like, 12 rules for late night: a desk, a band. Will people take me seriously if I don't wear a tie? - Jimmy Kimmel
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I'm always looking to the next thing. There are always hurdles, whether it's the White House dinner or hosting charity events or that night's show: Until they're over, I worry, then I move right on to the next thing. It's hard for me to enjoy the moment. I'm just thinking about not failing. - Jimmy Kimmel
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I never imagined being on television. - Jimmy Kimmel
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I do have a treadmill desk in my office, and for a while, I would walk on it while checking email and going through jokes. I haven't walked on it in probably four months. Now it's more of an upright dining table for me. At some point, moss will grow over it, birds will build nests, and nature will reclaim the treadmill as its own. - Jimmy Kimmel
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That's my main flaw: I always think authority figures or my boss is going to think something I do is funny. And usually they don't. - Jimmy Kimmel
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My definition of cursing is probably different from what other people's definitions are. - Jimmy Kimmel
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You don't need to exorcise your personal demons onstage. - Jimmy Kimmel
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I have like fifteen televisions in my house. - Jimmy Kimmel
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I'm a creative consultant, whatever that means. - Jimmy Kimmel
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#Whatever
You can say Pizza Hut is terrible pizza, but they also sell more pizzas than anybody else. - Jimmy Kimmel
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The truth is, we have this idea that late night is about creativity and being cool, but that's not our job. Our job is to get as many people watching the commercials in between our show. That's the reality of it. - Jimmy Kimmel
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I go to Costco every weekend. It's my favorite part of the week. - Jimmy Kimmel
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Producer Michael Davies - who did 'Who Wants to Be a Millionaire' - offered me a TV show, but I turned it down. I wasn't negotiating: It just didn't sound like a good idea. Then he offered me another show, and I said, 'No thanks' again. When I heard about 'Win Ben Stein's Money,' I thought, 'OK, that sounds like a good idea.' - Jimmy Kimmel
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