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I was into the Mets because my Dad worked at IBM where he got free Mets tickets, so I was into the Mets... then I got to 'Saturday Night Live' where my boss has unbelievable N.Y. Yankees tickets, so he invites us to the games. I'm going to all the games, so I might as well root for the team I'm gonna go sit with.
- Jimmy Fallon
#Boss
#Dad
#Free
#Live
#Night
I'd be nothing without my wife. She's the coolest. She's the greatest. She is the smartest. She's the funniest. I love her so much. She's like the - it's like your best friend for the rest of your life.
- Jimmy Fallon
#Best
#Life
#Love
#Rest
#Wife
Researches tested a new form of medical marijuana that treats pain but doesn't get the user high, prompting patients who need medical marijuana to declare, 'Thank you?'
- Jimmy Fallon
#Medical
#Need
#New
#Pain
#Thank You
We picked the Red Sox because they lose. If you root for something that loses for 86 years, you're a pretty good fan. You don't have to win everything to be a fan of something.
- Jimmy Fallon
#Everything
#Good
#Lose
#Red
#Win
Arnold Schwarzenegger's publicist told USA Today that the actor has not ruled out running for governor of California, saying that he will make a decision soon. Reportedly Arnold needs that time to learn how to pronounce 'gubernatorial.'
- Jimmy Fallon
#Actor
#Decision
#Time
#Today
#Will
I became a Yankees fan for a few years. But now, I gotta say, I'm really rooting for the Red Sox.
- Jimmy Fallon
#Fan
#Now
#Red Sox
#Red
#Say
I don't like to kick people when they're down. I like to kick people when they're up.
- Jimmy Fallon
#Down
#Kick
#Like
#People
#Up
Anything I learned was just work hard, just keep working and don't worry about the outside stuff. Whatever happens will happen.
- Jimmy Fallon
#Hard
#Will
#Work Hard
#Work
#Worry
Thank you, horseradish, for being neither a radish nor a horse. What you are is a liar food.
- Jimmy Fallon
#Being
#Food
#Horse
#Liar
#Thank You
Thank you... fantasy football draft, for letting me know that even in my fantasies, I am bad at sports.
- Jimmy Fallon
#Bad
#Football
#I Am
#Me
#Sports
'Have fun' is my message. Be silly. You're allowed to be silly. There's nothing wrong with it.
- Jimmy Fallon
#Fun
#Have Fun
#Message
#Nothing
#Wrong
Don't keep reaching for the stars because you'll just look like an idiot stretching that way for no reason.
- Jimmy Fallon
#Idiot
#Look
#Reason
#Stars
#Way
Thank you, hard taco shells, for surviving the long journey from factory, to supermarket, to my plate and then breaking the moment I put something inside you. Thank you.
- Jimmy Fallon
#Journey
#Long Journey
#Long
#Moment
You only think of the best comeback when you leave.
- Jimmy Fallon
#Best
#Comeback
#Leave
#Only
#Think
There's always going to be someone out there... who doesn't believe in you or who thinks your head is too big or you're not smart enough. But those are the people you need to ignore, and those are the times you need to just keep doing what you love doing.
- Jimmy Fallon
#Believe
#Doing
#Ignore
#Love
#Smart
Everyone looks so much better when they smile.
- Jimmy Fallon
#Better
#Everyone
#Looks
#Much
#Smile
The one thing you shouldn't do is try to tell a cab driver how to get somewhere.
- Jimmy Fallon
#Driver
#Funny
#How
#Somewhere
#Tell
#Try
My wife and I got engaged in New Hampshire at this lake house that her family's had forever, and it's on Lake Winnipesaukee. And so we went there every summer as we were dating.
- Jimmy Fallon
#Dating
#Family
#Forever
#House
#New
#Wife
If you're a sports fan you realize that when you meet somebody, like a girlfriend, they kind of have to root for your team. They don't have a choice.
- Jimmy Fallon
#Choice
#Dating
#Meet
#Realize
#Sports
My dad used to work at IBM, so we used to get discounts on computers and stuff, and I did have a ThinkPad.
- Jimmy Fallon
#Computers
#Dad
#Did
#Get
#Stuff
#Work
I wanted to be the next Dana Carvey. This was my ultimate goal. If I ever cut into a birthday cake and made a wish, I would wish to be on 'Saturday Night Live.' If I threw a coin into a fountain, I would wish to be on 'Saturday Night Live.' If I saw a shooting star, I would wish to be on 'Saturday Night Live.'
- Jimmy Fallon
#Birthday
#Cake
#Fountain
#Live
#Night
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