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My daughter has always had a strong sense of her own identity. From the day she was born her father and I were in love with and in awe of her and still are. - Jenny Eclair

My older sister is bossy, my brother is a stirrer and me - well, I am perfect! - Jenny Eclair

I'm the least spiritual person in the world. I can't even abide a smelly candle. I know it's meant to make me relax, and that immediately makes my hackles rise. - Jenny Eclair

I can't watch other people doing comedy. As soon as somebody starts being funny I have to turn off because it upsets me. I get comedy indigestion. I just hate anybody else being funny. That's my job. - Jenny Eclair

I prefer highs and lows to an even keel. Moderation is never something I've been good at. - Jenny Eclair

Well, I'm not good with sliminess. I hate the thought of creatures that have slime on them or creatures that leave a slimy trail. At home, the sight of a slug can bring up my breakfast. - Jenny Eclair

I might be needy, competitive and desperate but it's far better than being wet. - Jenny Eclair

I think as time goes by you'll get female comics who are weirder - you'll get a female Mighty Boosh. - Jenny Eclair

I think my siblings sometimes have to defend me within their social circles - they are both barristers. - Jenny Eclair

What has happened to the good old-fashioned travel agent? I want to go to a really posh travel agent and have them organise everything for me. I don't want to do things on the Internet. - Jenny Eclair

I am best viewed from a distance. - Jenny Eclair

I'm a schizophrenic mix of wannabe glamourpuss and absolute slob, and my style is very much magistrate-meets-barmaid. - Jenny Eclair

I am very short-sighted, and if I don't like a situation I take my glasses off. - Jenny Eclair

I wouldn't say I was grumpy. It's more pathological - I have seismic tantrums. I get red in the face and cry at least three times a week, and I have to lie down and have a nap afterwards. - Jenny Eclair

There should be more booing in shops and restaurants and places like that when when the service is bad. If you've had a poor breakfast in a hotel, you should put your knife and fork down and boo. - Jenny Eclair

I have a fear of poverty in old age. I have this vision of myself living in a skip and eating cat food. It's because I'm freelance, and I've never had a proper job. I don't have a pension, and my savings are dwindling. I always thought someone would just come along and look after me. - Jenny Eclair

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