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Hugh Grant has that magic in real life, so when he's saying these lines, 'It's always been you,' it's just devastating.
- Jennifer Coolidge
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#Life
#Magic
#Real
#Saying
I think I'm comedy-attractive, but it's never gonna be me and Charlize Theron up there.
- Jennifer Coolidge
#I Think
#Me
#Never
#Think
#Up
A man's ability to haggle is never a turn-on. The only thing less romantic than how much you paid is how much you saved. The last thing we want to hear is how you talked the jeweler down on our new earrings.
- Jennifer Coolidge
#Ability
#Earrings
#Man
#New
#Romantic
Meryl Streep was my hero. I wanted to be that type of actor more than anything.
- Jennifer Coolidge
#Actor
#Anything
#Hero
#More
#Wanted
I always remember this neighbor who would ask me to babysit for her. She looked like Jayne Mansfield, and I remember babysitting for, like, five hours and she would pay me 80 cents, with a phony smile. I used to go home fuming to my mum.
- Jennifer Coolidge
#Home
#Me
#Neighbor
#Remember
#Smile
Stand-up is a weird animal. There are people who really want to know what you think about things, your opinion on life. But then there are people who think you're just that beautician in 'Legally Blonde,' who doesn't have opinions on anything. Or that I'm Stifler's mom and hot for it all the time.
- Jennifer Coolidge
#Hot
#Life
#Mom
#Time
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Our secret desire as women is to have a guy who falls madly in love with us even though we're incredibly opinionated or we're not the sort of normal, polite, poised woman.
- Jennifer Coolidge
#Desire
#Love
#Us
#Woman
#Women
When I walk into a video arcade filled with 16- or 17-year-old boys, I may as well be Marilyn Monroe.
- Jennifer Coolidge
#Arcade
#May
#Video
#Walk
#Well
Gina Gershon was a year ahead of me in college.
- Jennifer Coolidge
#Ahead
#College
#Me
#Year
There is something about a phony that creeps me out so much.
- Jennifer Coolidge
#About
#Me
#Much
#Out
#Something
I know what I am capable of. I read a character, and if I can say to myself, 'I know this woman,' then I take the role.
- Jennifer Coolidge
#Capable
#Character
#I Am
#Myself
#Woman
I would say 90 percent of the scripts that show up on my door are women who have had lots of plastic surgery that are married to rich men - sort of a trophy wife.
- Jennifer Coolidge
#Men
#Rich
#Trophy
#Wife
#Women
It's a great compliment when the beautiful ones laugh.
- Jennifer Coolidge
#Beautiful
#Compliment
#Great
#Laugh
I've been many people. I've been the skinny girl. I've been the fat girl. Because I've become a character actress, I sort of fell victim to 'Well, I don't have to look good anymore.'
- Jennifer Coolidge
#Character
#Fat
#Good
#Look
#People
Girls are supposed to be feminine and demure. Comedy isn't about that, so you just have to unlearn it. Certain women are so pretty, they can't go weird enough to be funny. You have to be willing to be ugly. I'm lucky my face can look so hideous.
- Jennifer Coolidge
#Face
#Funny
#Look
#Weird
#Women
As a single woman, I reap the benefits of being Stifler's mom.
- Jennifer Coolidge
#Being
#Benefits
#Mom
#Reap
#Woman
I always date younger men. For some reason that's just the way it's gone, because younger guys have always asked me out and I accept.
- Jennifer Coolidge
#Accept
#Me
#Men
#Reason
#Way
I was the cocktail waitress, and Sandra Bullock was the host, and this guy came in and persuaded me to try improv with Gotham City Improv.
- Jennifer Coolidge
#City
#Cocktail
#Host
#Me
#Try
Hair extensions and wigs are not the same thing. Wigs are for old ladies and drag queens. Extensions are for women who want longer hair. To be safe, never bring it up if you think a woman is wearing either. No good comes of it.
- Jennifer Coolidge
#Good
#Hair
#Safe
#Woman
#Women
I live in New Orleans part of the year, and it's a really fun eating town. I bought two homes there, one to live in and one as an investment. They love to eat, drink and dress up in costumes. There are so many reasons to dress up - Mardi Gras, Halloween, Southern Decadence.
- Jennifer Coolidge
#Dress
#Eating
#Fun
#Live
#Love
Dating is... weird.
- Jennifer Coolidge
#Dating
#Weird
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