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I like independent movies, documentaries. There's not a lot of movies that are commercially made that I dig.
- Jeff Garlin
#Dig
#Independent
#Like
#Lot
#Movies
Comedians sometimes forget that there's an audience. You gotta be conscious that you're performing for other human beings.
- Jeff Garlin
#Audience
#Forget
#Human
#Sometimes
I hate cellphones. They are not for good, they're for evil. They're for gossip.
- Jeff Garlin
#Evil
#Good
#Gossip
#Hate
I'm totally comfortable not being as funny as Larry David.
- Jeff Garlin
#Being
#Comfortable
#David
#Funny
#Larry
Why do I want to be challenged or have challenges? That's why I don't go climb mountains.
- Jeff Garlin
#Challenges
#Climb
#Go
#Want
#Why
I do love directing. It's probably my favorite thing that I do.
- Jeff Garlin
#Directing
#Favorite
#Love
#Thing
For me, baseball is more comparable to chess than it is to hockey.
- Jeff Garlin
#Baseball
#Chess
#Hockey
#Me
#More
Forget 'full of myself,' I'm not remotely impressed with myself.
- Jeff Garlin
#Forget
#Full
#Impressed
#Myself
My kids have played soccer and baseball and basketball, and the parents who come to games are always saying and doing things that are just wildly inappropriate.
- Jeff Garlin
#Always
#Baseball
#Doing
#Parents
#Saying
Directing is really my favorite thing to do, but if I never directed again, I'd be okay if all the work I did was good.
- Jeff Garlin
#Did
#Good
#Never
#Okay
#Work
The only thing that I demand of the audience is that they listen to what I'm saying. Other than that, they owe me nothing. They don't owe me a thing.
- Jeff Garlin
#Audience
#Me
#Nothing
#Owe
#Saying
Parents have got to chill out. Let your kid eat dirt - they're gonna be fine!
- Jeff Garlin
#Chill Out
#Chill
#Dirt
#Fine
#Parents
In my stand-up, I generally improvise from an outline.
- Jeff Garlin
#Generally
#Improvise
#Outline
Whenever I meet someone who's talented, I always want to write something for them!
- Jeff Garlin
#Always
#Meet
#Someone
#Something
#Want
There's only one true superpower amongst human beings, and that is being funny. People treat you differently if you can make them laugh.
- Jeff Garlin
#Funny
#Laugh
#People
#Treat
#True
I never analyze stuff with comedy because it's boring. It makes you stop being funny. Just be who you are and do what you do, and you're either funny or you're not.
- Jeff Garlin
#Boring
#Comedy
#Funny
#Never
#Stop
When you see a bad romantic comedy, you see the script, the director, and the actors trying to create this warmth and this pathos and this feeling that you care about them. That cannot be manufactured - it's either there or it isn't.
- Jeff Garlin
#Bad
#Care
#Comedy
#Romantic
#Trying
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