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You know, there's nothing more interesting than seeing a bunch of racists become confused and angry at a speech they're not quite certain what he's saying.
- Janeane Garofalo
#Angry
#Confused
#Know
#Nothing
#Speech
I would prefer to be well-liked in any and all situations.
- Janeane Garofalo
#Any
#Prefer
#Situations
#Would
When Communist U.S.S.R. was a superpower, the world was better off. The right-wing media is trying to marginalize the peace movement.
- Janeane Garofalo
#Better
#Media
#Peace
#Trying
#World
For my stand-up, I always have my notebook with me and if something strikes me, I'll write it down.
- Janeane Garofalo
#Always
#Down
#Me
#Notebook
#Something
I don't think Hollywood was trying to do anything with me. In fact, they lost interest pretty quick. I think I got lucky, briefly, in the '90s, and it just so happened that those movies were the opportunities that came my way. Then it just kind of stopped.
- Janeane Garofalo
#Lost
#Me
#Movies
#Trying
#Way
Let's put it this way: I don't have a good work ethic. I have a real casual relationship with hours. I don't understand why, in entertainment, the hours are as long as they are. It seems like everything takes forever, and no one can tell you why, exactly.
- Janeane Garofalo
#Good
#Long
#Real
#Relationship
#Work
I don't have a good work ethic. I have a real casual relationship with hours.
- Janeane Garofalo
#Good Work
#Good
#Relationship
#Work
Let's be very honest about what this is about. It's not about bashing Democrats, it's not about taxes, they have no idea what the Boston tea party was about, they don't know their history at all. This is about hating a black man in the White House. This is racism straight up.
- Janeane Garofalo
#Black
#History
#Man
#Tea
#White
I'm not specifically attached to anything other than trying to, in my personal life, fight against where I see right wing thinking. Whether it be around my dinner table or on the street or somebody reading the New York Post.
- Janeane Garofalo
#Dinner
#Fight
#Life
#Street
#Thinking
I think I failed miserably on NewsRadio. I was very nervous because of the caliber of the cast - especially Dave Foley - so I think I did a terrible job.
- Janeane Garofalo
#Because
#Did
#Job
#Nervous
#Terrible
When I see the American flag, I go, 'Oh my God, you're insulting me.'
- Janeane Garofalo
#American
#Flag
#God
#Me
#See
I'm a walker. I enjoy walking, which I think psychologically expresses my feelings of wanting liberation without exerting myself too much.
- Janeane Garofalo
#Feelings
#Myself
#Too Much
#Walking
Iraq is a manufactured conflict for the sake of geopolitical dominance in the area.
- Janeane Garofalo
#Area
#Conflict
#Geopolitical
#Iraq
#Sake
Here's what the right-wing has in, there's no shortage of the natural resources of ignorance, apathy, hate, fear. As long as those things are in the collective conscious and unconscious, the Republicans will have some votes.
- Janeane Garofalo
#Fear
#Hate
#Ignorance
#Long
#Will
Tina Fey is part of a generation of women who have changed the face of comedy at 'Second City,' 'SNL,' in sitcoms and in film.
- Janeane Garofalo
#City
#Comedy
#Face
#Generation
#Women
I'm a sucker for any guy with an accent with any kind.
- Janeane Garofalo
#Accent
#Any
#Guy
#Kind
#Sucker
If you aren't overly effusive or really nicey-nice with the press, you get a reputation for being outspoken or difficult.
- Janeane Garofalo
#Being
#Difficult
#Get
#Press
#Reputation
To me, there is no greater act of courage than being the one who kisses first.
- Janeane Garofalo
#Act
#Courage
#First
#Me
#Who
I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is always half-empty. And cracked. And I just cut my lip on it. And chipped a tooth.
- Janeane Garofalo
#Always
#Dark Side
#Dark
#Glass
#See
Is being an idiot like being high all the time?
- Janeane Garofalo
#Being
#High
#Idiot
#Like
#Time
The glass is always half empty. And cracked. And I just cut my lip on it. And chipped a tooth.
- Janeane Garofalo
#Always
#Empty
#Glass
#Half
#Just
German accents and Hassidic accents aren't that romantic. They're more harsh. Although Hebrew, when spoken by certain people, sounds beautiful. There's this beautiful woman I know who speaks Hebrew, and when she speaks, it's so attractive. Maybe it's who's speaking it.
- Janeane Garofalo
#Beautiful Woman
#Beautiful
#Romantic
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