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It's never occurred to me - and I don't know what right mixture of upbringing this was - that my opinion wasn't as important as the alpha males or that I shouldn't try or that I wasn't the funniest one in the room. - Iliza Shlesinger
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A very long time ago, I accepted that travel is just a necessary evil, and unlike many things in my life, I decided going with the flow would make it less painful. - Iliza Shlesinger
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I firmly believe in standing by what you are. I was never taught to dim my light to pacify other people. - Iliza Shlesinger
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I think a big part of feminism - and this is something I'm sure a bunch of women will take my head off for - but a big part of feminism is women allowing other women to just be the kind of women that they are. - Iliza Shlesinger
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You can make people laugh, but having them really want to hear what you have to say, that takes trust and time. - Iliza Shlesinger
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Whether it be the gym or telling a guy to stop mistreating me or getting through school with a C+ average but making people think I'm much smarter... it's all about strength and how you wear it. - Iliza Shlesinger
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Most women have jobs that require them to leave the house. A cat is actually a perfect pet. You get the love and companionship of a creature covered in fur, and you don't have to take it for a walk, and it can feed itself. Less maintenance. Surely any man can appreciate the practicality of this choice. - Iliza Shlesinger
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I don't know what it's like to be mocked because of your skin color. I don't know what it's like to feel overweight. All I can do as a woman is have compassion, treat other women with kindness, and allow them to just be happy and not judge them for it. - Iliza Shlesinger
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Everybody has their cross to bear, and everybody has their issues. But it still never once occurred to me that I'm not as good as everyone else. And that's a gift I wish I could give to every girl. - Iliza Shlesinger
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I don't think anyone leaves Las Vegas rejuvenated, their skin shining, their bank accounts glowing. No one leaves Vegas, like, 'I didn't make one mistake. That felt great. Back to work.' - Iliza Shlesinger
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I think we're very quick to rip other women apart when they don't fit our mold, which, quite frankly, is just as bad as a man tearing you down for something, if not worse. - Iliza Shlesinger
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Whenever I play Las Vegas, they always give you a suite, and it's really nice, and it always comes with a large bathtub. - Iliza Shlesinger
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I'm pale, and people need to accept that I'm almost see-through. - Iliza Shlesinger
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I've do a lot of USO shows and do whatever I can to support the military. - Iliza Shlesinger
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The amount of garbage that women are expected to put up with - we're just expected to ignore when a man whistles at us. And it never makes us feel good - it always makes us feel unsafe. - Iliza Shlesinger
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I don't want to hear any more women talk about how they want to be... mermaids. - Iliza Shlesinger
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I grew up in a bit of a vacuum. And as a kid, you see 'Monty Python's Flying Circus' and you're like, 'Oh, it's a cartoon.' There's mixed media. It's funny, and there's stop-motion. But as an adult, you figure it out, how the entire underpinnings of their comedy was poking fun at the rank and file of the British aristocracy and the monarchy. - Iliza Shlesinger
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You can hate me for being a woman, you can hate me for being smart, you can hate me for being funny, but you hate me because I am doing something you could never do. End of story. - Iliza Shlesinger
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Being sexually harassed is the worst. Sorry. Let me rephrase that. Being sexually harassed by an ugly guy is the worst... If he's hot, it's just plain old flirting. - Iliza Shlesinger
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There's no anger in my act towards anyone other than myself... and maybe airlines. - Iliza Shlesinger
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I believe in choosing your words very carefully. It's funny: I'll get comments like, 'Oh I love you. You don't care; you have no filter.' On the contrary, I absolutely have a filter, because I understand decorum, and my objective is not to upset people. - Iliza Shlesinger
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There's a way to express femininity and independence and strength without going for hanging fruit. - Iliza Shlesinger
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I think part of being Jewish is that innate desire to question things. Rabbis sit around all day and question the Torah. Giving yourself the room to question things, in a religion, just breeds thinking. - Iliza Shlesinger
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Women are often scrutinized when they have pets that men wouldn't have. We are immediately faulted for having the wrong kind of pet rather than anyone first think, 'Wow, she rescued an animal that would have been otherwise killed and gave them a great home - how sweet!' - Iliza Shlesinger
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