Quotes.gg
Made by Last Media

Dominic Holland

Popular Posts
#Tags
Stand-up comedy is not for the faint-hearted or the thin-skinned. - Dominic Holland
#Comedy
#Stand-Up Comedy
I've written 'Eclipsed' as a funny story. It is completely bonkers. - Dominic Holland
#Eclipsed
#Funny
#Story
#Written
For comics, Edinburgh makes no financial or medical sense. Get an audience; that's the first task. Once the punters are in, simply make them laugh for an hour, and then sweat on the critics. - Dominic Holland
#Financial
#Laugh
#Medical
#Sweat
#Task
It's because finance is so baffling that makes being an economist such a safe option. It nestles down comfortably with psychiatry and astrology as a profession where getting it patently wrong is just not a problem - and also, rather wonderfully, seems to have no adverse affect on their professional standing whatsoever. - Dominic Holland
#Finance
#Professional
#Safe
#Standing
The garden is something I always try to get into, but it always beats me. - Dominic Holland
#Always
#Garden
#Me
#Something
#Try
Tom has a gilded life which I have had a glimpse of. Yes, he does travel in private jets. - Dominic Holland
#Glimpse
#He
#Life
#Travel
#Yes
All kids should vote - it gives them the opportunity to whinge afterwards because you can't complain if you haven't voted. - Dominic Holland
#Complain
#Opportunity
#Should
#Vote
#You
Making people laugh is the only thing I've ever done naturally. - Dominic Holland
#Done
#Laugh
#Making
#Only
#People
When I was a little boy, I was fascinated by the way my dad used to laugh at the telly, and from a very early age, I had an idea of what was funny and why people laughed. - Dominic Holland
#Age
#Dad
#Funny
#Laugh
#Way
I always think stand-up is the most brutal environment for a comedian. - Dominic Holland
#Always
#Brutal
#Environment
#Most
#Think
Even though Bandos is one of the biggest islands in the Maldives, it only takes 20 minutes to walk round. All it has are some chalets and a little harbour centre with three restaurants and a bar. The food is magnificent. - Dominic Holland
#Food
#Only
#Round
#Three
#Walk
Where I live in south London, it is a very Tory area, so a Labour vote is a wasted vote. My leanings would certainly be not to vote Tory. - Dominic Holland
#Labour
#Live
#Vote
#Wasted
#Where
A barrel of laughs should be enough, but it's not. A good review is official and endures. A bad one is like a tub of Flora. It spreads easily and lasts for the whole festival. - Dominic Holland
#Bad
#Enough
#Good
#Review
#Whole
Doing stand-up is not normal. People fear public speaking above all other things, and I am no different. - Dominic Holland
#Doing
#Fear
#I Am
#Normal
#People
My Fiat Multipla is bright green - it looks like a frog. I look like a monkey, so between the two of us, we are a hideous prospect. It's the ugliest car on the road but the most practical, and I would live and die by it. - Dominic Holland
#Car
#Green
#Live
#Look
#Monkey
How I've fed my kids over the years is by doing stand-up comedy in clubs. - Dominic Holland
#Comedy
#Doing
#Fed
#How
#Stand-Up Comedy
Apathy in youth culture is pretty stark. - Dominic Holland
#Apathy
#Culture
#Pretty
#Stark
#Youth
I got heckled by a woman, and my riposte fixed upon her unfortunate hair texture, only for her to remove her wig and reveal to the room the horrors of chemotherapy. - Dominic Holland
#Hair
#Only
#Reveal
#Room
#Woman
I was spectacularly average at school, while my two brothers did really well academically. But my dad never said I didn't try hard enough. He knew I did my best. - Dominic Holland
#Best
#Dad
#Enough
#Never
#School
#Try
Your experience on this site will be improved by allowing cookies.