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Other than the laws of physics, rules have never really worked out for me. - Craig Ferguson

I'm not aware of having a creepy laugh, but apparently I do. - Craig Ferguson

I think sometimes that people think brave means not being afraid, which of course it doesn't mean that at all. It means that you're afraid, but you move past that and do it anyway, do what you think is right. - Craig Ferguson

I dropped out of high school when I was 16, after I had a huge argument with my English teacher over the meaning of the word 'existentialism.' - Craig Ferguson

I try and live my life in bite-size chunks. - Craig Ferguson

I do a show. It comes on late at night on TV. And if that means I'm a late-night talk show host, then I guess I am, but in every other regard I resign my commission, I don't care for it. - Craig Ferguson

HD doesn't mean anything to me. It's a technical thing. It's like demographics. A lot of people know about it. - Craig Ferguson

I've got young kids, so it suits me to do a job which keeps me in town right now. - Craig Ferguson

I'm a terrible interviewer. I'm not a journalist - although I have a Peabody Award - and I'm not really a late-night host. What I am is honest. - Craig Ferguson

A friend of mine that I was in a band with started me on Kafka, which in turn led to Camus and Sartre. - Craig Ferguson

Is it really that important? It's just television, for God's sake. It's not medicine or something. - Craig Ferguson

For me, comedy should have a certain amount of joy in it. It should be about attacking the powerful - the politicians, the Trumps, the blowhards - going after them. We shouldn't be attacking the vulnerable. - Craig Ferguson

I have no ambitions beyond being comfortable in what I do for a living - and earning a living. - Craig Ferguson

I don't know now if I'm funny. I just keep talking and hope that I hit something that's funny. - Craig Ferguson

My pilot's license. I'm proud of that. - Craig Ferguson

I realized women and humor were linked very closely. - Craig Ferguson

Don't ever rope me in as a late-night talk show host. I don't want to be one. - Craig Ferguson

I got sober. I stopped killing myself with alcohol. I began to think: 'Wait a minute - if I can stop doing this, what are the possibilities?' And slowly it dawned on me that it was maybe worth the risk. - Craig Ferguson

When I went out on tour as Bing Hitler I would hook up with Lenny and we'd get drunk together. He was always very supportive. He was a big star and a lot of what he said to me had power and impact. Apart from that, I just like him. - Craig Ferguson

The wedding took place in Vermont, where they have legalized gay civil unions, and I married a woman. - Craig Ferguson

I'm reading a book, because I'm brainy. No, it is a book - if you don't know, it is like a blog except bigger. - Craig Ferguson

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