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For the most part, comedians are pretty friendly with each other. They always say they badmouth each other, but most of the time, they're friends. We're the only ones that can really stand our type of humor.
- Colin Quinn
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So instead of talking about theoretical ways of ending the war and violence, I say that we have to get rid of the individual asholes in each office and situation.
- Colin Quinn
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It was tumultuous, it was crazy, but I would not trade it for anything.
- Colin Quinn
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I write all the time - I write poetry, I love to write.
- Colin Quinn
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He is very dry but also very funny... I think people tend to feel odd when I do my act. Unless you are an ironic person, it's not a good place for you to be.
- Colin Quinn
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I feel most empires fell when they started to act human, but then look at Russia. They kept a pretty strong hand, and they fell from Afghanistan alone because Afghanistan is the graveyard of empires. I guess you just can't sustain it.
- Colin Quinn
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I think Helen of Troy must have been pretty hot. She got two countries going crazy for 10 years over her.
- Colin Quinn
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The thing that drives me crazy is when comics say 'I have low self-esteem.' No you don't. You're standing on stage asking people to pay. You don't play an instrument. You want people to pay to hear what's in your mind. You don't have low self-esteem. You might have other problems.
- Colin Quinn
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The only people who like to live alone more than comics are priests.
- Colin Quinn
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Stand-up is live, so I'm used to being live for most of my career. It's interesting.
- Colin Quinn
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Humanity is a crazy contradiction. I accept us for who we are. We're not that great. Every time we take a step forward we go back to the same primitive behavior. We're meant to be this way. It's not our fault, it's just who we are.
- Colin Quinn
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The ancient Greeks were the first ones to say an unexamined life is not worth living. They don't tell you of course what we found out, an examined life not that fascinating either.
- Colin Quinn
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I think people tend to feel odd when I do my act. Unless you are an ironic person, it's not a good place for you to be.
- Colin Quinn
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#Good
#People
#Person
#Place
Twitter is one of those dangerous toys that if it gets in the hands of the wrong person you'll have the mind of a 12-year-old masquerading as an adult.
- Colin Quinn
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I think if you try to tailor your act to anybody, you end up with an act that doesn't work anyway.
- Colin Quinn
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Everybody's got a different sense of humor. It's just different styles.
- Colin Quinn
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