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Laughter kills lonesome. It's one of the great things in our lives.
- Chevy Chase
#Great Things
#Great
#Laughter
#Things
It's so important, people laughing.
- Chevy Chase
#Important People
#Important
#People
Comparing 'Christmas Vacation' to 'It's A Wonderful Life' is the silliest thing. That film starred the greatest movie actor of all time, and the idea that our movie could ever be connected in some fashion to something so brilliant and beautiful always made feel like, 'That's all they had to write about?'
- Chevy Chase
#Beautiful
#Christmas
#Feel
#Life
#Time
Damn, I had some great moves. I still have them; I'm just not using them at home a lot.
- Chevy Chase
#Damn
#Great
#Home
#Just
#Still
It was pretty clear that I was a funny guy, just as a guy.
- Chevy Chase
#Clear
#Funny
#Guy
#Just
#Pretty
I was very involved in political satire, and I'd been writing parody for 'Mad' and 'National Lampoon,' so I made up some strange story about Gerald Ford.
- Chevy Chase
#Mad
#Political
#Satire
#Story
#Strange
It wasn't as if I was simply some guy who had never seen the other side of the tracks.
- Chevy Chase
#Guy
#Never
#Seen
#Side
#Simply
Thank God I have the right friends.
- Chevy Chase
#Friends
#God
#Right
#Thank God
#Thank
I'm a New Yorker, and I live in the country.
- Chevy Chase
#Country
#Live
#New Yorker
#New
#Yorker
If what you do in life is perform to open up eyes and minds, to make people laugh, then it better damn well be new! It shouldn't be just a repetitious 'Hey, I'm still here!'
- Chevy Chase
#Better
#Eyes
#Laugh
#Life
#New
I come from a much freer kind of performance thing, where I rely on my own improv and my own sense of humor.
- Chevy Chase
#Humor
#Own
#Performance
#Sense Of Humor
Fame is a very unnatural human condition.
- Chevy Chase
#Condition
#Fame
#Human Condition
#Human
Avoid fatty foods, Bensonhurst, and hair care products.
- Chevy Chase
#Avoid
#Care
#Foods
#Hair
#Products
When I saw 'Caddyshack,' I realized I couldn't act.
- Chevy Chase
#Act
#Realized
#Saw
I'd never be tied down for five years interviewing TV personalities.
- Chevy Chase
#Down
#Interviewing
#Never
#Personalities
It's not like I am working with the great innovators of all time, but at the same time, they are my friends.
- Chevy Chase
#Friends
#Great
#I Am
#Same
#Time
I've been too funny in my life to have to play a character who's... moderately funny.
- Chevy Chase
#Character
#Funny
#Life
#My Life
#Play
Break as few bones as possible and make as much noise as you can.
- Chevy Chase
#Bones
#Break
#Make
#Noise
#Possible
It will eventually be discovered that the more you sleep, the healthier you are. Which means you'll really be at your healthiest when you pass away.
- Chevy Chase
#Away
#More
#Sleep
#Will
#Your
There's no vacation from being a parent.
- Chevy Chase
#Being
#Parent
#Vacation
I prefer movies because the money is better and certainly because you really know where you stand when you are making movies, and I have made a lot of them: 50-something - I don't know.
- Chevy Chase
#Better
#Know
#Money
#Movies
#Stand
Anything I have blown a lot of money on? Well, I have three daughters and a wife - that's four women, and I'm working on a sitcom, so you could say that I am just trying to stay alive!
- Chevy Chase
#Alive
#I Am
#Money
#Wife
#Women
Yes, I've seen Louis CK. I wouldn't in any way make a degrading remark about Louis CK, but the question is do I think anyone is funny? And the answer is not too many people. He might fit right in there.
- Chevy Chase
#Answer
#Funny
#People
#Right
#Way
If you get 'hot,' everyone's nice to you.
- Chevy Chase
#Everyone
#Get
#Hot
#Nice
#You
Chaplin was my idol. I remember watching those movies at this little theater in Woodstock, N.Y., when I was probably 6 and laughing so hard at the surprises, like Keaton suddenly being dragged by a streetcar.
- Chevy Chase
#Being
#Hard
#Movies
#Remember
#Surprises
It's about timing and rhythm. But who could be better than Chaplin or Keaton?
- Chevy Chase
#About
#Better
#Rhythm
#Timing
#Who
'Weekend Update' can be presented as a full 20-minute sketch, and there's a lot of room there.
- Chevy Chase
#Full
#Room
#Sketch
#Update
#Weekend
I have been asked to direct many times and usually said no.
- Chevy Chase
#Been
#Direct
#Many
#Said
#Times
It's incredible. Twenty-three minutes on the air, and I've got to shoot for twelve, fifteen hours a day. What the hell's that?
- Chevy Chase
#Air
#Day
#Hell
#Incredible
#Shoot
Ideally, I'd like to go right back to getting $7 million a picture and being the headliner. That's probably not going to happen.
- Chevy Chase
#Back
#Being
#Go
#Picture
#Right
I've usually had two styles: the Fletch character and the Clark Griswold character.
- Chevy Chase
#Character
#Clark
#Had
#Styles
#Two
Be Funny. Be naturally funny. If you're not, get out of the business. Be compassionate.
- Chevy Chase
#Business
#Funny
#Get
#Naturally
#Out
All preconceptions when you laugh go out the window. Laughter kills it.
- Chevy Chase
#Go
#Laugh
#Laughter
#Out
#Window
Parodies came about because Mr. Ford was actually one of the better athletes of our presidents... but he continually had physical accidents... he was an easy target for me. The main idea was to get people laughing.
- Chevy Chase
#Accidents
#Better
#Me
#People
#Target
I did comedy and parody television in the '70s. I was a liberal Democrat, and it was a very heady year.
- Chevy Chase
#Comedy
#Did
#Liberal
#Television
#Year
It seemed that my brother and I were always fighting in the back seat, and there was never any real reason for it.
- Chevy Chase
#Back
#Fighting
#Never
#Real
#Reason
To me, talk shows are those things during the middle of the afternoon where the underbelly of society is made to look like Middle America.
- Chevy Chase
#Afternoon
#America
#Look
#Me
#Society
I think I need to be taken away, dropped in some territory with just a lot of loud guys.
- Chevy Chase
#Away
#Just
#Loud
#Need
#Think
I really love making movies. I just have this yearning in my stomach to go back and somehow subversively screw up television a little bit again.
- Chevy Chase
#Back
#Go
#Love
#Movies
#Television
Nobody prepares you for what happens when you get famous, and I didn't handle it well.
- Chevy Chase
#Famous
#Handle
#Happens
#Nobody
#Well
What interests me is being alive and being with friends that I care about and being as creative as I can given circumstance.
- Chevy Chase
#Alive
#Being
#Care
#I Can
#Me
Any good actor has to have a good sense of humour, too; they have to be able to manipulate people.
- Chevy Chase
#Actor
#Good Actor
#Good
#People
#Sense
I would love to do a movie with Albert Brooks; we're so different, but I find him so funny, and I can be just as seemingly narcissistic as he comes off, the 'it's all about me' kind of thing.
- Chevy Chase
#Find
#Funny
#I Can
#Love
#Me
I am just happy that I have children. I don't care what they want to do!
- Chevy Chase
#Care
#Children
#don't Care
#Happy
#I Am
You could knock my teeth out and break my nose, and there'd be something funny about it to me.
- Chevy Chase
#Funny
#Me
#Nose
#Something
#Teeth
Let's not call physical comedy falling down and pratfalls. All humor is physical, no matter how you dish it out. It's timing, like a dancer or an athlete would have.
- Chevy Chase
#Comedy
#Down
#Humor
#Matter
#Timing
I guess I look so straight and normal, nobody expects me to pick my nose and fall.
- Chevy Chase
#Fall
#Look
#Me
#Nobody
#Nose
You can't observe as much if you're observed by others.
- Chevy Chase
#Much
#Observe
#Observed
#Others
#You
Most of the films I've done were ruined in the postproduction, not during filming.
- Chevy Chase
#Done
#Filming
#Most
#Ruined
#Were
I don't know if my looks will ever get any better, but my pratfalls sure won't.
- Chevy Chase
#Better
#Get
#Know
#Looks
#Will
The best comedy I ever did was when people didn't know who I was.
- Chevy Chase
#Best
#Comedy
#Know
#People
#Who
Television doesn't make stars. It's the written media, the press, that makes stars.
- Chevy Chase
#Make
#Media
#Press
#Stars
#Television
There are very few solid family films. A lot of the writing is awful.
- Chevy Chase
#Awful
#Family
#Solid
#Very
#Writing
They can't make any of these talented young actors Fletch. You might as well make a movie called Chevy Chase.
- Chevy Chase
#Chase
#Make
#Might
#Well
#Young
I made about 28 movies, and I think about five of them were good.
- Chevy Chase
#About
#Five
#Good
#Movies
#Think
Once I got married and had kids, I moved away from romantic roles, because it seemed wrong to have my three-year-old wondering why Daddy was kissing someone else.
- Chevy Chase
#Romantic
#Someone
#Why
#Wondering
#Wrong
We never could have performed live for an hour and a half every week if we were doing drugs.
- Chevy Chase
#Doing
#Half
#Live
#Never
#Week
The fact was, Ford kept stumbling around. I didn't want him in the White House. I wanted Carter in, and I had a forum of 20 million people watching.
- Chevy Chase
#House
#People
#Want
#Watching
#White
If you're in the White House, it's your house, and you can invite whatever friend you want.
- Chevy Chase
#Friend
#House
#Want
#Whatever
#White
With Clinton, there's no question that I would have made fun of his out-and-out lying. But he's also a good friend.
- Chevy Chase
#Friend
#Fun
#Good
#He
#Question
I have three daughters. I wanted them to be raised where there are real seasons and where everyone their age wasn't trying to get into movies.
- Chevy Chase
#Age
#Movies
#Real
#Seasons
#Three
I learned a lot about handling fans from established stars.
- Chevy Chase
#About
#Fans
#Handling
#Learned
#Stars
I tell the person I won't take a picture or sign the autograph, but I will shake their hand. That kind of personal touch is all they're really seeking.
- Chevy Chase
#Person
#Personal
#Picture
#Touch
#Will
Last good pratfall I did, I broke bones in both hands. I still feel it when people shake my hand.
- Chevy Chase
#Feel
#Good
#Hands
#Last
#People
In this business, you can come and go in a second.
- Chevy Chase
#Business
#Come And Go
#Come
#Go
#Second
I've always loved the 'Weekend Update' people.
- Chevy Chase
#Always
#Loved
#People
#Update
#Weekend
My father was the funniest guy I ever met. I'm not sure if I stole his stuff or if I inherited it.
- Chevy Chase
#Father
#Guy
#Inherited
#Stuff
#Sure
The first thing that happens is that you're overwhelmed by so much attention. It's just so unnatural. Only people who've been in that position can realize what it's like. I mean, you have to be there.
- Chevy Chase
#Attention
#First
#Mean
#People
#Position
What's funny is funny. The same thing that made you laugh a hundred years ago makes you laugh now.
- Chevy Chase
#Funny
#Laugh
#Now
#Same Thing
#Same
The idea of trying to write sketches the same way we did on Saturday Night Live every day would be damn near impossible.
- Chevy Chase
#Day
#Every Day
#Impossible
#Live
#Night
Frank Capra's grandson was a second Assistant Director on 'Christmas Vacation.'
- Chevy Chase
#Christmas
#Director
#Frank
#Second
#Vacation
Anyone who wants to run has to be a Jimmy Swaggart, minus the default.
- Chevy Chase
#Anyone
#Default
#Run
#Wants
#Who
Every Vacation movie didn't just make the studio money. They each made the studio a lot of money.
- Chevy Chase
#Just
#Make
#Money
#Studio
#Vacation
I did very well when I was younger, and I am fine.
- Chevy Chase
#Did
#Fine
#I Am
#Well
#Younger
All those car battles with my brother Ned were excellent training. Even now, on the set, if we're getting into a vehicle, I'll yell 'shotgun' first. Thus forcing Steve Martin into the back of the car.
- Chevy Chase
#Back
#Battles
#Car
#Training
#Vehicle
It took me 20 years of making movies to learn how to do it.
- Chevy Chase
#Learn
#Making
#Me
#Movies
#Years
I watched every single Charlie Chaplin film.
- Chevy Chase
#Charlie
#Every
#Film
#Single
#Watched
Who made me laugh when I was growing was Chaplin and the Marx Brothers, and then moving on, there were so many that I was a writer for for many years: I was a writer for the Smothers Brothers, Lily Tomlin, then I started on 'Saturday Night Live' as the head writer the first year we started it.
- Chevy Chase
#Laugh
#Live
#Me
#Moving On
#Night
The best advice I can give you about falling is to never land.
- Chevy Chase
#Advice
#Best
#I Can
#Land
#Never
There was a whole slew of 'Cops and Robbersons,' just films that didn't measure up, that didn't stand for anything comedically. They were purely for a paycheck.
- Chevy Chase
#Anything
#Just
#Measure
#Stand
#Up
I was a young, new, hot star, and I had this unbelievable arrogance. As time went on, the strident narcissism and arrogance slowly diminished. But I was definitely there. I'm older now. And a big crybaby.
- Chevy Chase
#Arrogance
#Hot
#New
#Time
#Young
The raising of an eyebrow, how you do it; when you look, how you look. All those little things are physical.
- Chevy Chase
#Eyebrow
#Little Things
#Look
#Things
I turned down 'Forrest Gump.'
- Chevy Chase
#Down
#Turned
It's never a good idea for a celebrity to sign autographs or take pictures if a crowd is gathering.
- Chevy Chase
#Celebrity
#Crowd
#Gathering
#Good
#Never
I just went into this business for laughs. I guess I don't mind being an actor so much now.
- Chevy Chase
#Actor
#Being
#Business
#Guess
#Mind
For me, what makes you laugh makes you laugh.
- Chevy Chase
#Laugh
#Makes
#Me
#You
For one thing, you need a lot of self-confidence to be on the top of your field. There are times probably where I appear to be over-confident or arrogant. It's really in the eye of the beholder.
- Chevy Chase
#Eye
#Field
#Need
#One Thing
#Your
I think the Clintons are brilliant. I've never met a person as intelligent as Bill, and I think Hillary is right up there with him. They're too smart for Washington.
- Chevy Chase
#Intelligent
#Never
#Person
#Right
#Smart
Anybody can reach anywhere from five to 15 million people weekly making a president look like an idiot, as I did back then, or Tina Fey did with Sarah Palin... You're always preaching to the choir one way or the other.
- Chevy Chase
#Back
#Idiot
#Look
#People
#Way
I turned down 'American Gigolo.' There are many films - like 'Ghostbusters' - that I turned down... The first one I did was 'Foul Play' with Goldie Hawn, but I turned down 'Animal House' - I turned that down.
- Chevy Chase
#American
#Animal
#Down
#First
#House
Parrots make great pets. They have more personality than goldfish.
- Chevy Chase
#Funny
#Great
#Make
#More
#Personality
When you stop to realize that Abraham Lincoln was probably never seen by more than 400 people in a single evening, and that I can enter over 40 million homes in a single evening due to the power of television, you have to admit the situation is not normal.
- Chevy Chase
#Evening
#People
#Power
#Stop
#Television
I'm Chevy Chase, and you're not.
- Chevy Chase
#Chase
#Chevy
#You
All my children inherited perfect pitch.
- Chevy Chase
#Children
#Funny
#Inherited
#Perfect
I was always the guy getting kicked out of my classes at school for having an attitude problem.
- Chevy Chase
#Always
#Attitude
#Guy
#Problem
#School
Live a life of grace. You'll be a better person for it, and so will your children.
- Chevy Chase
#Better
#Children
#Grace
#Life
#Live
You may have read that I went to M.I.T. In 1982 I filled out a Who's Who survey with joking responses, and they never bothered to check the facts.
- Chevy Chase
#Bothered
#Check
#Facts
#Never
#Survey
A laugh is a surprise. And all humor is physical. I was always athletic, so that came naturally to me.
- Chevy Chase
#Always
#Humor
#Laugh
#Me
#Surprise
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