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I remember seeing 'Spinal Tap' at a young age and being like, 'That's how you perform comedy.' - Bill Hader
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My first real job, I sold Christmas trees when I was twelve for extra money. I did that until I was fifteen. Then I bagged groceries, and I worked at the first Borders ever in Tulsa, Oklahoma. - Bill Hader
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I moved out to L.A. to be a filmmaker or director. I didn't even think about doing comedy or even acting. I wanted to be like Paul Thomas Anderson or Wes Anderson, but I wasn't going to a lot of comedy. - Bill Hader
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Comedy is incredibly hard. You have to be loose. You have to be not afraid to fail. - Bill Hader
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I had a small part in 'Pineapple Express.' - Bill Hader
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My wife and I were on our honeymoon in Turks and Caicos, in the middle of nowhere, and I'm sitting on this deserted beach, and I see one lone person walking along the shore. He walks right up to me and says, 'I love 'Laser Cats,' and then just walks away. - Bill Hader
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In Tulsa, it was sports or nothing. - Bill Hader
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I started 'SNL,' and I became the one who did impressions. I did that, but then I wanted to get an original character on, and that took a long time to get one on that stuck. And then I got Vinny Vedecci on - 'Oh great' - and then it took a couple more seasons to get Greg the Alien on. You have to have some patience. - Bill Hader
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I collect movies. So I have all those in binders. I don't have the DVDs out. I put them in binders. - Bill Hader
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I don't believe in the term 'guilty pleasure,' because it implies I should feel ashamed for liking something. A real guilty pleasure would be, I don't know, taking gratification in some stranger's ghastly death or something - which I guess I do enjoy, because I read a ton of true crime. - Bill Hader
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My wife and I got to go onstage at a Flaming Lips concert at Webster Hall once. We dressed up like Scientology aliens and danced around. We had a shootout onstage with Santa Claus. - Bill Hader
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A person being patient with an insane person is my favorite thing in the world. - Bill Hader
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My mom, dad, grandparents, we all do voices. - Bill Hader
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I was at Second City L.A., going through the conservatory, and I graduated in 2004 and I got 'SNL' in 2005. - Bill Hader
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I grew up with my two sisters and my mom, so it's my lot in life to be surrounded by women. - Bill Hader
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I tried to get people at 'South Park' into 'Downton Abbey,' and it didn't work. I think they were like, 'Downton Abbey?' What?' And I kinda made a big plea in the writer's room, like, 'Guys, you should really watch it. It's good. It's addicting. My wife and I are obsessed with it.' - Bill Hader
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I met Robin Williams a few times, and he was a beautiful guy. - Bill Hader
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I got invited to the Playboy Mansion with the Lonely Island guys after their first season on 'SNL,' and I sat in the corner drinking coffee and talking to Akiva Schaffer about what aspect ratio he was going to shoot 'Hot Rod' in. Like, that's what we talk about. - Bill Hader
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When you're at your absolute, most exhausted... That's when you have to be at the top of your game. - Bill Hader
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I get migraines a lot. I get them when I'm stressed out. My brain freezes, and I just try to get through that. - Bill Hader
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I really enjoyed playing Vinny Vedecci, the Italian talk show host. He was the first character I ever came up with where I gave him a name and a way of dressing. - Bill Hader
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When you're performing, you're playing to the back row. With acting, you have to be more nuanced. - Bill Hader
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I'm the only one in Tulsa, Oklahoma, that has Final Draft on my computer. Then you show up and go to any coffee shop in L.A., and there are a hundred people your age with Final Draft. - Bill Hader
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I worked at a movie theater in Tempe, Arizona, when I went to community college there. And I got fired because a sorority had rented out a theater to watch 'Titanic,' and they were being really rude to me while they were waiting for the movie. So as I tore their tickets, I told them the end of the movie. - Bill Hader
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For our anniversary, my wife and I went to see Godzilla, and then we ate at Barnyard Venice, and it was like, 'We are crazy! The Kardashians have to keep up with us!' - Bill Hader
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