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Left to my own vices, all I would own is a Corvette, and it would be broken down. - Bill Engvall
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Jay Leno told me once, 'Don't do jokes about things you don't know about.' - Bill Engvall
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I eat fish, chicken, vegetables and other healthier foods. I do love a great steak. - Bill Engvall
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It's funny: people who meet me say, 'I thought you'd be different.' But I'm still the same guy. - Bill Engvall
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I'm a big animal fanatic. - Bill Engvall
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My favorite road trip ever is when my wife and I took an RV around the country. We just had the best time. - Bill Engvall
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I was doing a bit that stupid people should be slapped. But the more I did it, the more I didn't like that connotation, the violence and all that. The more I thought about it, I thought they should just wear signs. And, man, it just took off. - Bill Engvall
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I'm from Texas. You would think my biggest draw would be in that state. But my biggest draw is Pennsylvania. - Bill Engvall
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I don't believe there's any reason for a person like myself to own an AK-47. - Bill Engvall
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I don't do politics, I don't do religion, I don't do ethnic jokes. - Bill Engvall
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Now people live into their 90s and beyond. As long as I have quality of life, I'm good. - Bill Engvall
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I learned that you don't take dishes from the table to the dishwasher; you have to rinse them first. I think that's stupid because I don't go out in the back yard and hose off before taking a shower. - Bill Engvall
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I love to laugh, and laughter is one of my favorite things. When you have a really good laugh, you feel great afterwards. - Bill Engvall
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There's a lot of things I believe in this world. I believe in God, I believe in the United States of America, and I support and believe in the Second Amendment. - Bill Engvall
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I hate stupid people. They should have to wear signs that just say, 'I'm stupid.' - Bill Engvall
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I came out of the mall one day, and a guy was standing there with a coat hanger in his window, and I couldn't stop myself. I asked the stupid question. 'You lock your keys in the car?' 'Nope, just washed it, gonna hang it up to dry.' - Bill Engvall
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I'm a California Angels fan because that's the first game my dad took me to see, and they stuck with me. - Bill Engvall
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